Chapter 936: Even the Immortals Eat Roast Suckling Pig?
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He was bringing Miss Lian’er along to give her face.
How was he to know that his master’s thinking wasn’t that complicated?
Su Shenfan just couldn’t stand the way the beauty acted coy with him.
It was said that beauties were the source of calamity. This was the first time Su Shenfan knew that a woman’s coquettishness could be so powerful. It was so damn effective that you would even be willing to pluck the stars from the sky for her.
Of course, he would never let Su Lian know that.
Give her an inch and that idiot would definitely take a mile, and become more aggravating in the future.
Bu Yaolian sighed after breakfast. What should she do?
She was worried sick. She wanted to lose weight, but Shao Zun clearly didn’t want her to lose weight.
He seemed to know that she was a glutton, and forced her to eat as much as she wanted every day.
In the past, he didn’t have many meals with her. Sometimes, he would come at night, but he might not stay in her room to eat.
However, ever since he saw how she demolished the pork trotters, he seemed to like eating with her.
This wasn’t a good thing. She didn’t even need to lose weight.
The effect of the 9,999 Spring Harbingers would fade today, and she had to eat them again in the evening. She wanted to take the opportunity to see if she had lost any weight.
After all, she was working so hard every day.
The sacrificial ceremony was held in Qiankun Palace. A huge suckling pig was placed on the altar. It was roasted golden and looked tender. It would definitely be fragrant when one took a bite.
Bu Yaolian tugged at Su Shenfan’s sleeve and asked, “Shao Zun, can this pig be eaten after the sacrifice?”
Su Shenfan slapped his forehead. “Don’t embarrass me.”
Her eyes were already fixed on the offerings. Was this girl a blasphemer?
The funniest thing was that she talked about dieting every day, but she ate like a rice bucket.
Who knew where she got the courage to abuse herself.
It had to be said that Su Shenfan admired her courage to abuse herself.
Bu Yaolian rubbed her nose. “I…… I’m just asking. I don’t want to eat it.”
Su Shenfan glared at her. If you don’t want to eat it, my surname isn’t Su.
Bu Yaolian smiled at him, revealing her canine teeth. “Do the immortals also eat pork?”
Su Shenfan rolled his eyes at her. “How would I know?”
“Aren’t many Itinerant Immortals humans who cultivated to that level? They don’t eat when they cultivate in seclusion. If they don’t eat pork, aren’t these offerings wasted?”
“Shut up.”
Bu Yaolian grabbed his sleeve and followed behind him.
However, she was a chatterbox. After offering sacrifices to the gods for so long, they were still paying respects here and there.
She saw the Rising Clouds Emperor get up and do this and that, and recite this and that for a long time, but she didn’t understand anything.
She was really bored.
“Shao Zun, we don’t even use suckling pigs for our offerings to the gods.”
Su Shenfan glared at her again. “Then what?”
“We use candy, and wipe honey on the mouth of the god statue. That way, he won’t dare badmouth the human world to the Heavenly Emperor.”
Su Shenfan smiled. “Why should you be afraid of him?”
Su Shenfan actually didn’t have much respect for these gods or whatever; he didn’t cultivate for the sake of ascending to the heavens.
There was no way the heavenly immortals would protect you for real.
He was in contact with the Archfiend, and had heard about the matters of heaven. They were just people from another world with ulterior motives.
There was no mystery to speak of.
“If you badmouth the human world, the Heavenly Emperor will think that the human world is too messy, and want to destroy it. It’s said that the Heavenly Emperor wanted to destroy the human world more than a hundred years ago.”
Chapter 937: The Earthly Residence Doesn’t Accept Boring Orders
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
“Where did you hear that nonsense?” Su Shenfan gazed fixedly at the ceremony in front of him as he spoke indifferently to her.
He didn’t want her to look around and see a man more beautiful than him.
No…… no man was more beautiful than him. He was the most beautiful.
In any case, he couldn’t let her look around, and could only talk nonsense with her.
“It’s in the folk stories and many stage performances.”
“I have never listened to whatever rubbish performance.”
“The stage plays are so fun. There’s even men disguised as women. They’re so good I can’t even tell.”
“There will be a performance troupe later. If you shut up now, I’ll let you go later.”
Bu Yaolian obediently shut her mouth. It was fine as long as there was something to watch!
Coming today had been the right decision.
The long speech was finally over. On the stage, the suckling pig was cut……
Bu Yaolian and Su Shenfan stood at the front, close to the suckling pig. As soon as the suckling pig was cut open, a fragrant smell wafted over on the cold winter wind.
In the cold wind, the pig smelled even more delicious
Bu Yaolian was tempted.
The suckling pig was fat but not greasy. It was smooth and tender. She had eaten a tasty pig in a small place in Heavenly Wind Empire before, and it was this type of small suckling pig, which was so delicious.
In any case, she wouldn’t eat it.
Bu Yaolian subconsciously licked her lips. This suckling pig was really fragrant.
Then, Bu Yaolian saw Emperor Yun throw the sliced pig to the ground……
The floor of the altar was made of marble, but there was a golden net in the middle, and under the net was a majestic golden dragon which flew around!
The suckling pig was cut into thin slices and thrown through the net to feed the dragon.
“Shao Zun, the suckling pig is gone!”
Su Shenfan glared at her. “Be quiet.”
Bu Yaolian watched the dragon eat with wide eyes.
“It’s a dragon…… It’s huge. Wow, even dozens of people won’t be able to carry it. I’m actually seeing a real dragon.”
Young lady, you’re really ignorant.
Su Shenfan snorted. “What’s so good about suckling pigs? Dragon meat is better.”
Bu Yaolian was indeed attracted by his words. “Wh- what…… Dragon meat can be eaten?”
“Dragon meat is golden and spicy. It’s the best in the world. You can gain spiritual power after eating it.”
Bu Yaolian swallowed her saliva. It only made her cravings even stronger.
What to do?
She looked at the Golden Dragon below. It had become a dish.
Could she cut off a piece and roast it?
Su Shenfan saw that she was staring at the dragon below, and his eyes almost popped out. He covered her head and pulled her into his arms. “What are you thinking? In any case, you can’t eat it. Don’t think about it.”
Bu Yaolian was so angry that she bit his chest. “I want to eat it.”
Su Shenfan snorted. “Don’t bite me. We’re outside.”
Bu Yaolian hurriedly wiped his chest and straightened her body. “If you don’t want to, then don’t. When I have a lot of money, I’ll give the Earthly Residence an order to help me find dragon meat. I want to roast it, stew it, steam it, and eat it cold!”
Su Shenfan smiled. “The Earthly Residence doesn’t accept such boring orders.”
“For the sake of money, please accept it.”
“I won’t. It’ll affect the reputation of the Earthly Residence. This kind of deal will be rejected by the manager.”
Su Shenfan wasn’t deliberately teasing her when he said that.
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