Chapter 571: Exceptionally Handsome
Fang Wuji was born ugly, and this was why he felt a sense of inferiority. Hence, he liked to stay in the experiment lab alone to read books or do research. This resulted in him breeding a personality that disliked discussion with others or disputes.
Bluntly speaking, he was a herbivore. If there was the occasional conflict, he was willing to be on the losing end and just suffer.
With regard to Sun Mo, Fang Wuji had come in contact with him many times and had a pretty good impression of him. So, even though he didn’t know what facial surgery meant, he could put his heart at ease and allowed Sun Mo to do what he wanted to.
“I will get started then!”
Sun Mo focused his mind, qi, and spirit. After that, he circulated his spirit qi.
BOOM!
The genie materialized.
Fang Wuji’s expression stiffened for a bit, but he soon regained his calm. In fact, he even felt some sympathy for the genie who was a muscular dude. (Your muscles are overly sturdy and thick. It’s clear that you might have some deformities. You must find it hard to have a girlfriend as well, right?)
The genie was originally preparing to flaunt its muscles. After seeing Fang Wuji’s face, it wanted to spit a mouthful of saliva in disdain, but in the end, it froze completely when it saw the look of sympathy on it.
(Are you pitying me?)
This was the first time the genie had encountered such a person. Hence, it decided to put in more force when it came to the massage later.
Fang Wuji didn’t react, but the appearance of the genie scared Ma Zhang and his group.
“What the hell?”
Sun Xiaoliu criss-crossed his arm before his chest and adopted a defensive posture. The genie evidently wasn’t a human.
“Is it a spiritual beast?”
“Have you seen a human-shaped spiritual beast before?”
“No, that’s why I’m curious. Look at its attire and expression, it has so much personality. I feel that it can even jump and dance around.”
The doctors whispered to each other. They had never seen any secret arts that could summon a human-shaped lifeform. Hence, they thought the genie was a spiritual beast.
Humanoid beasts were also very rare, but they were undoubtedly extremely powerful.
“Is this the true secret of God Hands?”
Ma Zhang mumbled. He really couldn’t help but walk forward. After all, he was a 5-star great teacher with a large amount of experience and was highly intelligent. Through deduction, he could find out some truth.
Mei Ziyu kept calm in the face of the unexpected, but after turning her head and taking a glance at the battle dojo, she revealed a worried expression.
The third round of the examination would commence today. If Sun Mo exhausted his spirit qi, it would surely affect his combat strength. However, he was truly a kind man.
“Teacher Fang, you are really calm!”
Gu Xiuxun felt somewhat impressed when she saw Fang Wuji remain unmoving, freely allowing the genie to do whatever it was doing. (Are you not afraid Sun Mo might take the chance to do something bad to you?)
“I know very well about Teacher Gu’s character. For a man that you look up to, I believe his character wouldn’t be too bad.”
Fang Wuji counter-asked.
Swish~
Gu Xiuxun immediately flushed and explained uneasily, “I’m not, I don’t look up to him, you are speaking blindly!”
After speaking, she snuck another glance at Sun Mo.
(Aiya, that was such an unyielding explanation, would Sun Mo misunderstand things and feel that I’m really not interested in him?)
(Wait a minute, I have no interest in him, right? Why would he misunderstand this?)
For a time, the masochist felt extremely worried.
“Teacher Fang, stop talking. Otherwise, if the facial surgery goes wrong, don’t blame me!”
Sun Mo reminded.
Sun Mo was currently extremely focused.
His plan was very simple. He would first use the bone setting technique to remove excess bones and craft a perfect face outline before sorting out the energy channels.
Although there weren’t many energy channels in the face and they were comparatively thinner, they were still very important because they could link to the head. If it was not done well, one’s combat strength would have a 20% reduction at the very least.
After that, he would use the muscleforge technique and living blood technique to repair the muscles, making them tight while also guaranteeing that the blood flow was smooth.
In the end, he would use the skin beautifying technique to make the skin glossy, ruddy, elastic, and have a luster.
When the genie finished the initial procedure, Sun Mo mentally instructed it.
“Move aside, I will do the rest!”
Sun Mo’s five fingers grabbed Fang Wuji’s chin lightly as he cautiously shaved away a part of his jaw.
If Sun Mo only knew the ancient massaging technique, even if it was at the ancestor-level, he wouldn’t dare to do facial surgery for people because he might be able to change the faces of people, but he had no guarantees that the new face would be a good-looking one.
This was because facial surgery involved the arts of beautification.
Luckily. Sun Mo also possessed the grandmaster-level Traditional and Character Painting Drawing Technique. Besides, he had seen so many celebrities in his past world and could easily find a face that ‘fit’ Fang Wuji the most.
“Quickly look, the face shape has changed. How magical!”
Ma Zhang and his group already walked over. There was a young doctor who cried out involuntarily.
“Doesn’t he look uglier compared to before?”
Sun Xiaoliu questioned. The skin on the face was now loose and flushed. Clearly, blood was oozing out.
“Shut up!”
Ma Zhang berated. “Watch seriously. If you speak nonsense again, scram further away!”
Ma Zhang was very angry. (This is such a rare chance to observe, but none of you guys is cherishing it? You all are actually doubting this? Are you guys even qualified?)
The bunch of doctors hurriedly clenched their buttholes and didn’t even dare to let out a fart as they observed seriously.
When Sun Mo finished shaving a part of the jaw and started the second step, some faint-red spirit qi emitted out with blood mist, enveloping Fang Wuji’s head
This was a protective measure. If not, if the wind blew some dust on his face, it would actually cause secondary damage and affect the result of the facial surgery.
“Ai~”
Ma Zhang sighed. He wasn’t able to watch now. However, he still quietly stood there to wait.
Lu Zhiruo felt bored after watching for a while. She opened her bag and discovered that she had finished all her melons. Hence, she decided to jog toward the exit of the campus.
After the operation, her teacher would surely be very tired and thirsty. (I want to go buy a huge melon that’s juicy and very sweet.) ……
At a corner of the battle dojo.
A handsome young man with a gentle and reserved appearance was touching Zhang Li’s butt as he asked, “Have you done the things I asked you to?”
“I’ve settled it. If Fang Wuji encounters you in the battle, he will go easy on you.”
Zhang Li felt somewhat nervous and kept looking at her surroundings. If someone saw this, wouldn’t it be too embarrassing?
“Really?”
The young man’s eyebrows twitched. This made him look even more handsome.
“Yes!”
Zhang Li nodded heavily. “Fang Wuji loves me very deeply. He would agree to help me with anything.”
“Hehe!”
The young man laughed. It was unknown whether he was mocking Fang Wuji or feeling complacent. Maybe it was both.
“What about the thing that you promised me?”
Zhang Li had endured asking the question but caved in at the end. After all, by saying that to Fang Wuji, it could be considered that she had cut off all ties. In the future, she could only stay in the Springflower Academy.
“Don’t worry, when have the words spoken by me, Song Lang, be untrue before?”
This young man was named Song Lang, the son of a vice headmaster of the Springflower Academy and could be considered the second generation of a teaching clan. He managed to sleep with a few ladies due to his background, looks, and the fact that he was a little talented.
After all, for girls like Zhang Li who was from humble origins, they needed 10 or 20 years to climb up if they depended on themselves. They had no hope in their lives. So, when a shortcut appeared before them, they couldn’t help but take it.
“However, you might not encounter Fang Wuji. Are you not a little too cautious by doing this?”
Zhang Li originally wanted to say that it would be a waste.
“It’s always good to be prepared!”
Song Lang’s lips curled as he mentally mused that the favor used up was hers and not his. “Speaking of which, that Fang Wuji still has feelings for you, right? If he knows that we had s……”
Song Lang spoke and started to caress her body.
“Don’t. Others might see it!”
Zhang Li struggled but as Song Lang continued to grope her, she gave in. Moreover, because she had to depend on Song Lang to have a stable footing in the Springflower Academy, Zhang Li didn’t dare to disobey him.
“One of the twin annulus of Jinling? A headmaster candidate of the Myriad Daos Academy? Che, if this daddy wants to sleep with your woman, isn’t it extremely easy for me to succeed?”
Song Lang kissed Zhang Li’s lips.
Naturally, he also stopped when it was appropriate to. After all, he was about to fight later. It wasn’t good to waste energy on fooling around right now.
No one noticed that at a dark corner near the wall, Tantai Yutang was hiding and recording the scene with an image-recording stone.
“I knew that I would be able to watch a good show!”
The sickly invalid chortled.
When Lu Zhiruo told this major news to Sun Mo, Tantai Yutang was present as well. However, he didn’t follow them to look for Zhang Wuji. Rather, he decided to track Zhang Li.
He felt that Zhang Li would surely be claiming credit for her actions. Hence, all the unsavory words spoken by this adulterous couple was now recorded down. Later on, he would let Fang Wuji listen to this so Fang Wuji would finally be able to see Zhang Li’s true colors.
“Speaking of which, isn’t Teacher a goody two shoes? He would even help a strong competitor like Fang Wuji.”
The sickly invalid shook his head. Given his personality, he naturally wanted to blow things up so things would be interesting. ……
Near the flower bed, half an hour later.
The facial surgery was completed and the genie had vanished. The faint-reddish spirit qi surrounding Fang Wuji’s head also faded away.
The spirits of everyone stirred as all of them opened their eyes wide. After that, everyone was inhaling large breaths of cold air.
Si~
Their expressions were as though they just saw a ghost.
“He really transformed?”
“Damn, isn’t he a little too handsome now? Can a human look like this? He looks like someone that came out from a portrait!”
“Wondrous! Magical!”
The doctors all marveled in admiration. A few even wanted to stretch their hands out to touch.
Li Ziqi rolled her eyes at Sun Xiaoliu. (What is with your gaze, what do you mean by can a human look like this? Isn’t my teacher already someone so handsome?)
(Alright, Fang Wuji is also as handsome as my teacher now.)
Gu Xiuxun was dumbfounded. Although she had guessed that the effect of the facial surgery would be pretty good, the result was simply too impressive.
As the person who knew Fang Wuji for the longest time, if it wasn’t her personally seeing this, Gu Xiuxun wouldn’t dare to go up and say hi to Fang Wuji if she encountered him on the streets.
As for major changes, there really weren’t any. Above Fang Wuji’s nose, his features remained the same. However, his chin, cheek, and the bridge of his nose had had some modifications.
This was a genuine celebrity face, which fully managed to display Fang Wuji’s inner spirit, peacefulness, and generosity when dealing with others.
Anyone who glanced at such a face would immediately feel a huge amount of good will. In a TV drama, even if you got such a guy to act as a major villain, the audience would definitely think he was someone who went undercover and his status would definitely be cleared when the finale came.
“It’s not too bad, right?”
Sun Mo observed his first masterpiece carefully as he asked Gu Xiuxun.
“It’s very excellent!”
Gu Xiuxun nodded. Those who were close with Fang Wuji would still be able to recognize him if they saw him, but they wouldn’t dare to be sure. The effect was as such.
“If it wasn’t me personally seeing this, I truly wouldn’t dare to believe that this man is none other than Fang Wuji with the huge chin!”
Ma Zhang marveled.
Ding!
Favorable impression points from Ma Zhang +500. Friendly (700/1,000).
Upon hearing the system’s notification, Sun Mo involuntarily glanced at Ma Zhang. (Bro, how many contribution points have you donated to me today? Could it be that you are planning to replace that honest guy Qi Shengjia and become my little fan? I mean……my old fan?)
“Teacher Fang, quickly look at your reflection in the mirror. I feel that if Zhang Li sees you now, she would surely regret abandoning you.”
Gu Xiuxun urged.
Chapter 572: Teacher Sun, Please Do Facial Surgery for Me Too!
Fang Wuji was already mocked by others for over twenty years. Even if he became uglier, he didn’t really mind it.
In any case, life was like this. Because of his face, he could only depend on those erotic novels to vent his bodily needs.
Originally, Fang Wuji was as calm as an old monk that was meditating. But after seeing the shocked expressions from everyone, he frowned. When Ma Zhang also started to marvel in admiration, Fang Wuji gulped down a mouthful of saliva due to nervousness and wanted to look for a mirror.
“Teacher Fang, for you!”
Li Ziqi took out a palm-sized western mirror from her bag. After she opened the lid, she passed it to Fang Wuji.
Fang Wuji took the mirror and when he was about to look at his reflection, he suddenly felt afraid. It was like he was standing at the fork of life. He didn’t know in which direction he should go.
(What if I really became handsome?)
(How should I live my future life?)
“Teacher Fang, quickly take a look!”
Lu Zhiruo urged. She was waiting to hear Fang Wuji praising and thanking her teacher. However, she wasn’t idle. She took out a watermelon and chopped it with her hand.
Ka!
The large watermelon was split into a few slices. The papaya girl took the largest slice and passed it to Sun Mo. “Teacher, please have a melon!”
Sun Mo waved his hand, indicating that he didn’t want it. He hadn’t washed his hands yet.
“Teacher Fang, don’t stand there in a daze. It’s almost time for your examination.”
Gu Xiuxun reminded him.
“Hehe, I’ve almost forgotten about that. Even if I became handsome, how much better could I be? Probably I would only look a little better. I was actually worried about this? How ridiculous!”
Fang Wuji shook his head and laughed self-mockingly. He then put the mirror before his face. After that, he was completely stunned.
Who am I?
Where am I?
Who the hell is this handsome devil reflected in the mirror?
This was a western mirror shipped over from the faraway western lands. It was manufactured from mercury using a secret art and could reflect a person’s appearance clearly.
The nobles of the eastern lands would all have a mirror large enough to reflect their entire body, and they took pride in that. Every time they had to freshen up and groom themselves, they would look at the clear reflection in the mirror. Just by doing that, even their moles and accumulated fats would seem even more noble and classier.
Pak!
After a moment of being stunned, Fang Wuji lifted his hand and slapped himself forcefully. The strength was so great that his head turned almost 90 degrees. He could almost go and audition to take part in filming a ghost show.
“Teacher Fang!”
Gu Xiuxun was shocked and hurriedly shouted, wanting to help Fang Wuji regain his senses.
Ma Zhang did things even more cleanly. He lunged toward Fang Wuji with an arrow step and grabbed his collar. He then waved his hands and delivered three slaps to Fang Wuji.
“What are you doing?”
Sun Mo was shocked. (Could Fang Wuji be a pervert that likes to abuse himself?)
“Teacher Sun, you have no idea about this. There’s a scholar in Song Country who successfully passed the imperial examination and actually went crazy due to being overly joyful. My action is to save him.”
Ma Zhang explained while observing Fang Wuji.
Honestly speaking, if someone suddenly discovered that they became extremely handsome, they would be deeply immersed in their memories, right?
Sigh, if he was so handsome when he was young, how could the campus queen of his alma mater be snatched away by that school senior?
“Teacher, allow me!”
Sun Xiaoliu rolled out his sleeves and spat a mouthful of saliva onto his hands ruthlessly. He then glared at Fang Wuji and was preparing to act.
“.……”
Li Ziqi was speechless. (Are you preparing to save someone or kill someone?)
Actually, Sun Xiaoliu wasn’t the only one. The other male doctors also almost went crazy. Who wouldn’t want to be a little more good-looking than what they currently were in this world?
Have you not heard of Yan Xiaoliu?
That was a famous loafer who managed to sleep with the number one courtesan of Bianjing without spending a single cent. In fact, he even got her to pay for his living expenses.
Whose woman was Li Shishi?
She was the emperor’s woman!
The emperor who stood at the absolute peak of the food chain was given a green hat to wear. How handsome was the cuckolder?
Sun Xiaoliu and the others felt that Fang Wuji was not in any way inferior.
“Little Six, in the past, didn’t you hate yourself for having the same name ‘Xiaoliu’ but your surname wasn’t ‘Yan’? Now, if you beg Grandmaster Sun, you would be able to change your name soon.”
A colleague teased.
Sun Xiaoliu’s emotions were stirred. He directly broke into a run that transmitted into a slide and ended with a kneel, stopping before Sun Mo. He then kowtowed heavily.
Bang!
“Teacher Sun, please do the facial surgery for me too!”
Sun Xiaoliu sincerely pleaded. After thinking about it, he added another sentence. “Money is no problem!”
(Even if money is a problem, this daddy will at most work five years for Sun Mo for free. It should be enough to pay the cost of the surgery, right? Wait a minute, after I become handsome, I can just simply find a rich lady and marry her. Wouldn’t getting money this way be even quicker?)
(As long as I can fill my belly, ‘soft rice’ is rice too!)
Ding!
Favorable impression points from Sun Xiaoliu +500. Friendly (610/1,000).
“Little Six, what are you doing?”
Ma Zhang perspired and berated. Subtle Words were activated. “Stand up, scram!”
“Ah?”
Sun Xiaoliu started. Under the illumination of the great teacher halo, he stood up. After that, he had an ashamed look on his face as he apologized to Sun Mo. “Sorry, I fell into a daze!”
“Teacher Sun, you don’t have to blame yourself. Everyone would love to look beautiful.”
Sun Mo understood Sun Xiaoliu’s feelings.
In the modern era, not only women were doing plastic surgery, but men did so as well. When one turned on the television, regardless of male or female, the faces there were all plastic.
Ma Zhang didn’t continue to scold his disciple because honestly speaking, even his heart was moved.
There was a saying in ancient times – the number one criteria for a man to attract a woman was ‘good looks’.
“I……is this me?”
Fang Wuji rigidly turned his head toward Sun Mo and asked in disbelief. It was like the scene before him was a beautiful soap bubble that would be broken with a single prick.
“It’s you!”
Sun Mo assured him.
“How long will I be able to maintain this face? A year? No, I would already be satisfied if the duration was three months.”
Fang Wuji was filled with hope as he stared at Sun Mo. He was like a naive child filled with anticipation while waiting for Santa’s gift.
“As long as you lived. Your current face will age together with your body as time passes.”
Sun Mo smiled. He was also quite happy as he looked at the joyful Fang Wuji. This feeling of pride, was this the feeling of being a world-savior?
“.……”
Fang Wuji touched his face with one of his hands. After that, he actually started sobbing.
“Ai~”
Ma Zhang sighed and patted Fang Wuji on his shoulder.
The other doctors also felt the same. After all, who had never been rejected by women before?
In this world, the vast majority of guys had average looks. Even a girl rated 3/10 could snort in disdain toward you if you were ugly.
Upon thinking of this, the group with Sun Xiaoliu in the lead suddenly turned to Sun Mo.
There was no need to speak about Gu Xiuxun. However, the two female students of Sun Mo were truly a piece of art. One was gentle and refined, elegant and intelligent. The other was naive, had huge papayas and was kind……
Naturally, the most important thing was that they were both beautiful. After they turned eighteen, they would definitely have magnificence unmatched in their generation.
Damn, Sun Mo was everyone’s public enemy!
If Sun Mo could receive loathing points, the number of loathing points he received right now would be off the charts, and the prestige connections between him and them would turn into ‘hatred’.
After hearing Ma Zhang’s sigh, Sun Mo turned and looked at him. (So, you are also someone with a story to tell!)
“Teacher Fang, congratulations on obtaining a new life!”
Ma Zhang congratulated him. At this moment, he was not a 5-star great teacher. He was just an old man who hoped that Fang Wuji could truly obtain happiness.
“Thanks!”
After Fang Wuji thanked him, he walked toward Sun Mo. He thought for a while but didn’t know what he should say. Actually, there were simply too many roiling emotions in his heart.
Hence, he knelt and directly kowtowed nine times.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Ding!
Favorable impression points from Fang Wuji +1,000. Respect (1,210/10,000).
“Teacher Fang, I will still say the same thing. A person’s worth is determined by his talent and lofty soul. Appearance is just an external thing!”
Sun Mo helped Fang Wuji up.
“I understand!”
Fang Wuji nodded heavily. “Actually, after I got this face, I suddenly missed my broad chin from before.”
“.……”
Sun Xiaoliu really wanted to ask if there was a need for Fang Wuji to say such despicable words?
“Do you want my teacher to change it back? In any case, it wouldn’t be a difficult thing to do.”
The naive Lu Zhiruo asked, instantly causing Fang Wuji to feel embarrassed.
“I misspoke.”
Fang Wuji thanked her. After that, he seriously looked at Sun Mo. “However, I have a new comprehension about life now.”
“Alright, let’s speak later if you have anything to say. I think it’s about time that your match starts.”
Sun Mo reminded everyone. It was about time to return to the battle dojo.
“Mn!”
Fang Wuji drew in a deep breath and walked toward the dojo.
“I feel that his steps are now filled with more confidence.”
Lu Zhiruo bit her melon. The Fang Wuji now had a visible upgrade in terms of his aura.
“He’s also much more handsome than before!”
Li Ziqi teased. After that, she turned her head and glanced at Sun Mo. She then involuntarily laughed. “However, I love someone with natural good looks like our teacher more.”
“Completely agreed!”
The papaya girl nodded seriously.
“I second it!”
Gu Xiuxun also laughed. She felt that the little sunny egg and papaya girl were both very interesting.
Swish~
After hearing this, Sun Xiaoliu and the others looked over. The three girls each had their own styles. After that, they all felt like strangling Sun Mo to death.
As for Sun Mo, he was already walking toward the battle dojo. He wanted to wash his hands first.
“Sun Mo, wait for me!”
Gu Xiuxun called out and chased after him. (Should I do facial surgery too? Given my relationship with Sun Mo, he definitely wouldn’t reject me, right?)
Lu Zhiruo stretched her legs and followed them. But after walking a few steps, she suddenly cried out and halted.
“W……what’s wrong?”
Li Ziqi was somewhat nervous because earlier she felt that she had spoken something wrong about loving someone like their teacher with natural good looks.
If one pondered into her words deeply, it might bring huge trouble to Sun Mo.
“Could it be that Teacher Gu has fallen in love with our teacher?”
The papaya girl turned and asked Li Ziqi.
“You only realized that now?”
Li Ziqi stretched out her fingers and rapped the papaya girl’s head while sighing with relief in her heart. (Very good, they all feel that the ‘love’ I talked about earlier was the ‘love’ toward parents.)
“Ah?”
Lu Zhiruo was badly frightened.
Pak!
Li Ziqi rapped the papaya girl’s forehead and reminded in a low voice. “Don’t tell others.”
“I won’t say anything!”
Lu Zhiruo hugged her head with both her hands. “Also, stop hitting my head or I might become stupid.” ……
Fang Wuji walked to the entrance of the battle dojo and heard the main examiner repeating the warning again.
“Fang Wuji, please get on the stage quickly or you will be treated as having forfeited!”
Fang Wuji touched his chin and felt a little apprehensive.
“Teacher Fang, I’m a personal student of Sun Mo, Great Teacher Sun. I have something I want to give to you.”
Tantai Yutang who was long waiting in a shadowy corner quickly walked over and passed the image-recording stone over. “Oh right, Teacher Fang, your opponent for the first match is Song Lang. I will congratulate Teacher Fang in advance for your victory!”
[1] Li Shishi was a famous courtesan during the Northern Song Dynasty.
[2] eating soft-rice means a man is basically depending on a woman completely for his living.
Chapter 573: I Want to Complain, This Is Clearly Substitution Cheating!
As a sickly invalid that didn’t have long to live, other than revenge, it was very hard for any other matter to stir Tantai Yutang’s emotions.
However, when Tantai Yutang glanced at the god-level pretty boy face resembling the famous Pan An and Song Yu from historical times, he couldn’t help but be shocked.
(Isn’t the God Hands a little too impressive?)
If his teacher opened a facial surgery medical hall, wouldn’t his doorstep be trampled to destruction from all the women in the world? In the future, he could simply discard the name ‘God Hands’ and might as well call himself ‘Lady Hands’.
However, Tantai Yutang soon regained calmness. So what if one was a pretty boy? In the end, wouldn’t even one be dried bones when they were buried?
The true way to leave behind something in this world wasn’t how beautiful you look. Rather, it was how many changes had you brought to the world.
There was once when Tantai Yutang wanted to be the same as his mother, becoming a divine doctor who could save the people of the world, treating all incurable diseases and compiling medical books for the future so his name would be immortalized for generations to come. The surname ‘Tantai’ would then shine in glory throughout the nine provinces and become an aristocratic clan of saint doctors……
But as his mother passed away, Taitai Yutang changed. He only wanted revenge.
“Help me thank your teacher!”
Fang Wuji took the image-recording stone, but his gaze was on Tantai Yutang’s body. He couldn’t help but have a hint of admiration in his eyes.
His current face was absolutely that of a pretty boy. Even a 5-star great teacher like Ma Zhang was shocked. However, this male student was only temporarily surprised and soon regained his calmness.
Such calmness definitely surpassed many people of his age.
“Teacher Fang, while you are heading to the arena, you should take the time to watch it!”
After the sickly invalid spoke, he turned and departed. ……
On the arena, Song Lang stood in a corner. His left hand was on the hilt of his sword and his right hand was placed behind his back. He puffed his chest out and sucked in his stomach as he turned his gaze into the distance, putting up a confident and at ease look.
One couldn’t help but say that this Song Lang was truly quite handsome. He could easily make himself look good. Just a few moments later, many young girls went wild and decided to support him in the fight.
Hence, people would often say that when humans interacted with each other, the first impression was very important. This was especially so when it came to matchmaking; one look would determine one’s ‘life and death’.
Also, for the so-called ‘love at first sight’, saying that he liked your demeanor, saying that he liked the sweet smile akin to the words of an angel playing on your lips, saying that he had spent 500 years in his past life waiting for you just for a brief encounter in this life……
All these were flowery words designed to cheat girls into bed. Bluntly speaking, when hormones raged, the season for f***ing had come.
“My opponent is actually Fang Wuji? Che, even the heavens want to help me!”
Song Lang inclined his head and stared at the sky. He felt an invincible feeling as though he was a winner in life.
(I simply crush him in both fields – IQ and looks.)
(In terms of cultivation bases, I might be inferior to you. However, my intellect is much higher. Tell me do you think you are pitiful or not? I have already slept with your woman and now, you even have to take the initiative to give up and forfeit.)
“Sigh, life is truly as lonely as the falling snow!”
Song Lan shook his head and wanted to recite a poem to express his emotions. But as he racked his brains, all he could think were scenes of visiting brothels to play with famed courtesans. Although the image was beautiful, he was in the arena right now and it was better to be more reserved.
“Fang Wuji, this is the final ten breaths of time. If you still refuse to get on the stage, you will be judged as lost!”
The main examiner said in a loud voice and started the countdown.
Ten!
Nine! ……
When the count was at six, a buzzing sound could be heard as a silhouette flashed past, appearing on the stage.
Fang Wuji stared at Song Lang. He was like a bloodthirsty stray dog as his fist was clenched tightly, his nails digging deep into the flesh of his palm.
Pitter patter!
Fresh blood dripped onto the ground.
“Who are you?”
Song Lang contemplated. This guy was so handsome to the point where it was unreal. (Are you here to snatch this daddy’s limelight? This ought to be so. In this batch of examinees, speaking of the top five handsome great teachers, I am surely among them. However, this guy is clearly much more handsome than me.)
After thinking of this, Song Lang straightened his back and pursed his lips. Such an expression caused his countenance to seem even more determined.
One must know that Song Lang had secretly practiced this posture for a very long time. But now, after he made the expression, he felt even more depressed.
(F***, he is still better looking!)
(Is the man before me a reincarnation of Pan An*?)
There was no need for him to do or say anything. Just by standing there, this man was able to cause all the other men to feel ashamed of their own inferiority.
In the spectator stands, Zhang Li was frowning as she saw Fang Wuji ascending the stage. She felt like something was wrong.
Li Ruolan, who was in the VIP seats, immediately felt her spirits stirring upon seeing Fang Wuji. She was extremely bored earlier and right now, she immediately took out an image-recording stone.
(This man is actually so handsome?)
(I’ll give you nine marks. I will deduct one mark because I still don’t know if your talent and character matches your face!”
“Scram down from here!”
The main examiner frowned and angrily berated Fang Wuji. “If you stir trouble up during the Great Teachers Battle, you will not only be beaten up and expelled from the dojo, but you will also lose all your qualifications to participate in the great teacher examinations forever.”
In the audience, the spectators whispered to each other. Other than Fang Wuji’s shocking appearance, they really thought this unknown person was trying to disrupt the examination.
How many years had it been since such a gusty fellow appeared?
The number of people that dared to challenge the Saint Gate’s prestige could be counted on one’s hand. All of them had bad endings.
“I’m Fang Wuji!”
Fang Wuji helplessly explained.
“Scram……Huh?”
The main examiner originally wanted to shoo him away. Upon hearing this, he started and looked dumbfoundedly at Fang Wuji. He started cursing. “Do you think I’m blind? You think I can’t even differentiate between examinees?”
Even if great teachers might not all have photographic memories, their memory was also extremely strong. Although there were over ten thousand examinees, it was no problem for the examiners to memorize the face of each person.
Moreover, Fang Wuji was a very famous newbie and had the reputation of one of the twin annulus of Jinling. How could the examiners not recognize such a person?
“Let me ask you again. Do you think I’m blind or retarded? Those are the only reasons I would think that you are Fang Wuji.”
Song Lang was happy now. He felt that although this fellow was handsome, there must definitely be something wrong with his brains. Maybe this fellow would screw up when it came to opening windows every day. He might accidentally injure himself by closing the window over his hand or something.
How could it be possible for there to be such a perfect individual?
As for this man before him, it was clear that his brain was addled.
“I really am Fang Wuji!”
After seeing the content of the image-recording stone. Fang Wuji was so angry that he wanted to kill Song Lang. But he didn’t know whether to laugh or cry at this moment.
The anger he accumulated also dissipated by quite a bit.
“Where are the people of the security team? Quickly come and drag him away!”
The main examiner roared.
“Wait a minute, I’m really Fang Wuji. Earlier, I received Teacher Sun Mo’s facial surgery. Hence, my appearance became like this.”
Fang Wuji hurriedly explained.
“Facial surgery?”
The main examiner had a dumbfounded look on his face as he glanced at the judges table.
There were 13 major characters seated there. All of them had stupefied looks.
For the Great Teacher Battles, other than the main examiner, there were 13 other 3-star great teachers acting as judges as they spectated. Usually, they wouldn’t speak, but if complicated situations happened, the victor would depend on their decision.
“Major news!”
Li Ruolan’s eyes brightened. But in her heart, she already deducted 5 marks for this 9 marks guy. (Sorry, I love handsome guys, but only those types like Sun Mo!)
“Sun Mo can be my witness!”
Fang Wuji rapidly realized the consequences of the facial surgery – not all consequences might be good.
“Sun Mo is not qualified enough!”
On the judging panel, Jiang Zhitong spoke, “Who knows if you guys have colluded together?”
“Teacher Jiang, please pay attention to your words.”
Mei Yazhi reminded him.
“Teacher Jiang, speak cautiously.”
Another major character spoke. Jiang Zhitong’s words were clearly biased.
“Great Teacher Ma Zhang can also be my witness!”
Fang Wuji recalled Ma Zhang. “Also, everyone on the doctor team!”
Swish~
The gazes of everyone turned to Ma Zhang.
“Facial surgery? You mean facial transformation, right? Is such a thing also possible?”
“I’ve heard of disguising before. Is this the same thing?”
“I feel that it is not!”
The spectators still didn’t really understand the concept of facial surgery, but it sounded very magical to them!
“Teacher Ma, what’s going on?”
Jiang Zhitong asked.
“I personally saw Great Teacher Sun Mo using the Ancient Dragon Capturing Hands to help Fang Wuji change his face structure. The members of my doctor team have also all seen this.”
Ma Zheng bore witness.
“Impossible!”
Jiang Zhitong directly shouted out. He remembered clearly how ugly Fang Wuji looked. That broad chin was too prominent. Only blind women would fall for him.
(Yet, you are telling me this fellow that’s so handsome to the extent he would invoke jealousy in others is actually Fang Wuji?)
Who would believe it?
The other major characters didn’t speak, but they were all frowning. For a time, it was unknown how many crabs would be squeezed to death by the furrowing of their brows.
It was impossible for Ma Zhang to lie. But facial surgery just sounded too incredible.
After hearing Jiang Zhitong’s words, Ma Zhang’s expression grew even heavier. By doubting his words, Jiang Zhitong’s action was a serious accusation toward his morals.
“Teacher Jiang, I’m willing to vow on my career and my 5-star great teacher title. If this person isn’t Fang Wuji, the Saint Gate can strip me of everything.”
Ma Zhang guaranteed.
“I’m also willing to vow!”
“Me too!”
“Me as well!”
Sun Xiaoliu and the other doctors also spoke out. In any case, this was the truth. There was no need for them to be afraid.
“Teacher Ma, your words are too serious. We still believe you.”
Liang Hongda stood up and consoled Ma Zhang.
The other major characters also hurriedly spoke. Since Ma Zhang could become the team leader of the doctor team in the Great Teachers Battle, it meant that regardless of his background or capability, he was up to the mark.
Jiang Zhitong’s expression froze. He also knew that he had misspoken. However, there was no solution to this. He would always be unhappy whenever he heard Sun Mo’s name.
“Hmph!”
Ma Zhang cast a glance of disdain at Jiang Zhitong. Not only was he a 5-star great teacher, but he also had a deep and impressive background. Simply speaking, he had a huge backing. This was why he didn’t care about Jiang Zhitong.
“Since Teacher Ma has already guaranteed it, there shouldn’t be any mistakes. Let the battle start, we have already wasted quite a lot of time.”
Liang Hongda made a decision.
“Song Lang, your personality is truly filthy and despicable. Today, I will help cleanse the great teacher world of its filth. Prepare to accept death!”
Fang Wuji berated in rage.
Someone with a character like Song Lang being a great teacher was truly an insult to the name of great teachers. Naturally, Fang Wuji also felt rage from being cuckolded.
Swish~
Fang Wuji unsheathed his sword as his killing intent gushed forth.
Song Lang could see the shine of the sword as well as Fang Wuji’s eyes that were filled with killing intent. He immediately grew terrified.
“I want to complain. This is clearly a case of Fang Wuji hiring another person to take his place! Cheating by substitution!”
Song Lang suddenly roared, making a last-ditch struggle. “Is he Fang Wuji just because you guys said it is so? If that’s the case, I can even say that I’m the Saint Gate’s Sect Lord!”
(Where was the supposed fact that my higher intelligence would crush Fang Wuji?)
(Where was the supposed fact that Fang Wuji would forfeit?)
(Return everything to me!)
[1] Pan An was a prominent chinese poet known for his good looks back in ancient times
Chapter 574: Grandmaster Sun, I Wish for You to Take Me as a Student, Please Accept Me!
“Blood inspection!”
Ma Zhang suggested.
Although they had measures to check the identity of a person, such measures usually wouldn’t be used. No great teachers would try and joke around with their careers.
Once this was verified, the cheaters wouldn’t only lose their titles as great teachers but also the ability to proceed with their cultivation because the Saint Gate would confiscate all their resources.
If there was someone, a sect, or a school that provided the cheaters with cultivation resources, they would be punished as well.
Moreover, the clans of the cheaters would also be affected. Within three generations, everyone of direct blood relations with the cheaters would be barred from the 1-star great teacher examination even if they had comprehended the self-taught halo and three other halos.
Such a heavy punishment had put an end to cheating cases like substituting another to take the examination.
To put it more unpleasantly, for those truly powerful and wealthy clans, who among them would use such a low-end and clumsy method to cheat?
Hence, at this moment, all the major characters of the judging panel looked at Song Lang like how they would look at an idiot.
Even Jiang Zhitong who hated Sun Mo very much wouldn’t say something like this.
As the person in question, Ma Zhang decided not to participate to avoid gossip. Hence, Mei Yazhi personally acted with Liang Hongda supervising the blood inspection procedure.
Mei Yazhi was an alchemy grandmaster and also knew a little about medical arts. Besides, blood inspection was something very simple. One just needed to prick their finger skin and draw out some blood, placing the blood in a specially concocted medical container. Whether the fusion was successful or not, would be used to determine whether the suspect was the same person.
Song Lang opened his eyes wide and stared at the container.
Before the great teacher examination began, the doctors had drawn some blood from all the examinees and kept them separately. Hence, if this handsome man’s blood fused with the container containing Fang Wuji’s blood, it would mean that they were the same person.
“The droplets of blood fuse, they fuse!”
Right now, at the preparation area, the place was already flooded with examinees. Their distance was closer. Hence, they could clearly see the blood fusing.
“Damn, Sun Mo can really transform one’s facial features to something so handsome?”
“Isn’t the Ancient Dragon Capturing Hands a little too impressive?”
“Do you think he will do a facial surgery for me?”
The examinees were all shocked to the point of being stupefied. Even examinees who had 7 marks in terms of their appearances were filled with anticipation. After all, everyone would always want to be even better looking.
“Teacher Song, do you still have anything to say?”
Ma Zhang asked.
“I……I……”
Right now, Song Lang’s brain had turned to glue. He looked at Fang Wuji’s celebrity-like face as envy, jealousy, and hatred filled his heart. Why was he so handsome now?
(This is all Sun Mo’s fault. This has nothing to do with him, so why the hell did he have to butt in and interfere?!)
The uproar among the audience instantly grew in intensity as the result of the blood inspection was out. They finally understood the matter clearly.
So, that One-Vote Sun changed an ugly guy into an absolute pretty boy!
This was especially unbelievable for those who had seen Fang Wuji before. They were marveling at the difference with excitement and curiosity.
Sun Mo washed his hands first and when he was heading toward the resting area, the system notification rang out.
Ding!
“Congratulations on saving Fang Wuji’s career and telling him that the determinant of a person’s worth was the nobility of his soul. You’ve won his admiration. In addition, the prestige connection between you two has improved. You are awarded 1 great teacher emblem and 1 mysterious treasure chest.”
“Congratulations, you didn’t choose to ignore Fang Wuji because he was your competitor and actually stepped out to help him. You have perfectly accomplished the duty of a great teacher, solving the confusion of others. Hence, you are awarded 1 golden treasure chest.”
Sun Mo’s lips twitched. The rewards were overly luxurious!
Truthfully speaking, for an occupation like great teachers, one must have high morals. After all, great teachers would educate a lot of youngsters and could be considered someone lighting up the pathway for them. Hence, the great teachers had to be the role models and educators.
In the modern era, Sun Mo had seen some bad news before. For example, a minority of teachers started recommending extra tuition classes and books to students, wanting the students to purchase them. If the students refused to buy, the teachers would start treating the students differently.
This action was clearly treating students as money pouches.
In order to earn a little profit. Their actions had truly stained the occupation of teachers. ……
Sun Mo entered the resting area. After seeing that there was no one here, he headed toward the arena. The examiner group would surely doubt Fang Wuji’s identity. Hence, they definitely needed him to testify.
“I don’t know who is the lucky one that would benefit from this.”
Sun Mo calmly smiled. But after that, he retracted his smile and frowned as he glanced toward a corner.
There, Shan Shi was leaning against the wall with his arms crossed before his chest. After that, he narrowed his eyes as he showed a smile that was not a smile, looking straight at him.
“Continue to grow in popularity. The more popular you are, the more successful I would seem after I crush you!”
Shan Shi coldly laughed.
“Sun Mo has arrived!”
An examinee called out. Swish~ Everyone turned their heads and glanced over in unison.
Those gazes contained shock, curiosity, and deep probing.
Hua~
Before Sun Mo said anything, the crowd automatically opened up a path for him.
“Teacher Sun!’
Ma Zhang immediately greeted Sun Mo.
Sun Mo nodded and glanced at the judging panel. “Do you need me to provide proof?”
His confident tone and calm expression, as well as his lofty figure, was simply filled with ‘killing might’. He was like a sharp arrow that instantly penetrated the hearts of many young maidens in the audience.
“How handsome!”
Li Ruolan aimed the image-recording stone at Sun Mo.
“I can be your mold.”
An examinee impatiently called out.
What the hell was a mold?
Everyone turned and immediately saw a bucktooth examinee with large cheekbones walking out. “There’s no need to make me too handsome. I just want to have 70%, no just 50% of his looks!”
Cunning!
The examinees sneered in disdain. (You mean you want a free facial surgery?)
One must know that Sun Mo’s God Hands were already very famous. If he requested Sun Mo to do facial surgery on him based on his status, he would absolutely not be qualified.
After thinking of this, many examinees could no longer be calm.
“I can also be your mold!”
“I think it’s better to let me do it, as I’m uglier. After the facial surgery, the effect would be more obvious and Teacher Sun’s greatness could be displayed more easily.”
“Do it on me, just do what you want to. It’s fine even if you fail!”
“F***, you are so ugly. Even if he failed to do a perfect job, you would definitely become much better looking!”
The examinees argued noisily.
“Silence!”
Liang Hongda coldly snorted as a great teacher halo erupted forth. The entire battle dojo instantly fell into silence.
“The blood inspection is completed and his identity is verified. Don’t drag things on any longer, let the competition continue!”
Liang Hongda spoke. After that, he glanced at Sun Mo. Honestly speaking, he also wished to give it a try and let Sun Mo do facial surgery on him.
(There was no need to be too handsome. Just make me look like Fang Wuji.)
“Please wait a minute!”
Ma Zhang walked toward Sun Mo. “I’ve thought things through, and I’m prepared to use this venue to display my sincerity. Grandmaster Sun, I wish to become your disciple and learn the Ancient Dragon Capturing Hands from you!”
After Ma Zhang spoke, he directly knelt.
Sun Mo was badly frightened and quickly tried to stop him. However, Ma Zhang’s decision was very resolute, and the amount of force he knelt with was extremely large. Sun Mo basically wasn’t able to counteract the force.
Bang!
Ma Zhang knelt.
“Ah?”
The entire audience exclaimed in shock. Who was Ma Zhang? He was a 5-star great teacher, yet he actually knelt toward Sun Mo?
But very soon, everyone understood. If Sun Mo’s God Hands were really so impressive, it was only logical and reasonable that Ma Zhang did this.
After all, there was no free lunch under the heavens.
“Teacher Ma, please think thrice!”
“Teacher Ma, you mustn’t do this!”
“Ma Zhang, have you gone crazy?”
The senior examiners were all incomparably shocked. This was especially so for those who had pretty good relations with Ma Zhang. They directly started cursing. (Even if you want to learn the Ancient Dragon Capturing Hands, you shouldn’t have done knelt in the open, right?!)
(Don’t you want your face anymore?)
“Everyone, I’m precisely afraid that I would be bound by false chains of reputation and become indecisive. Hence, I chose to kneel in this setting. It can be considered as me severing any path of retreat.”
Ma Zhang smiled and felt a sense of relief. “Although Teacher Sun is young, I’ve never treated him like a junior. Let me make an example, how many of you would have chosen to help out a competitor?
“Maybe you guys have no idea that Teacher Fang originally wanted to forfeit this competition. It was Teacher Sun who persuaded him, eventually changing his mind.
“Hence, I’m very impressed with Teacher Sun’s morals and character.”
Fang Wuji nodded and clasped his fists toward Sun Mo. “Indeed, Teacher Sun is my guiding light!”
(So, there was such a mini episode?)
From the looks of things, Sun Mo was truly noble!
“But this……”
All the examiners were speechless. No matter what, Ma Zhang was over eighty years old and yet he actually knelt to Sun Mo. This……
“I don’t regard fame highly. I only wish to research the medical arts and save more people. As for how the people of the world would look at me, I don’t mind.”
Ma Zhang smiled and directly kowtowed. “Teacher Sun, please grant me my wish!”
Ma Zhang was a doctor, and his talent wasn’t bad as well. Moreover, he had sharp judgment and understood the value of the ancient massaging technique.
This was definitely a divine art. It was worth him taking Sun Mo on as a teacher!
“Teacher!”
After Sun Xiaoliu called out, he suddenly turned and looked at Sun Mo with a face filled with hope. (If Sun Mo agreed, wouldn’t that mean that he is my teacher as well?)
“Teacher Ma is a very pure person!”
Mei Yazhi sighed ruefully.
After hearing this, the major characters of the judging panel involuntarily glanced at Jiang Zhitong. Jiang Zhitong was clearly more vulgar in comparison.
Jiang Zhitong’s lungs inflated, almost exploding from his anger.
How ridiculous. By kneeling like that, Ma Zhang directly pushed Sun Mo’s popularity to the peak. Also, there was no need to doubt the authenticity of his God Hands anymore.
With a 5-star great teacher giving so much support, in the future, if there was anyone who wanted to say that Sun Mo was swindling people, they first had to consider whether they were qualified enough to say such things or not.
From now on, Sun Mo had established his own footing in the great teacher world. Whoever wanted God Hands to treat them would definitely have to give him face.
Now, it was impossible even if Jiang Zhitong wished to use the strength and authority of his clan to hinder Sun Mo.
“Teacher Ma, please get up quickly. By doing this, you are making things difficult for me!”
Sun Mo bitterly smiled, feeling a headache.
Who could have predicted that Ma Zhang would do this? Sun Mo could only activate his Divine Sight first and check Ma Zhang’s information!
82 years old, Longevity Realm.
Strength: 61. Sufficient for use.
Intellect: 82. He has shocking talent in the medical arts.
Agility: 61. He doesn’t like moving much.
Endurance: 71. You once accomplished a feat where you treated patients for nine days straight without sleeping. ……
Potential value: High
Note: A very pure person that loves to research the medical arts. He is extremely interested in relevant knowledge and is willing to use all his possessions to exchange for a chance to learn them.
Note: For the sake of researching medical arts, he decided not to marry forever so he could save time.
After seeing the last note, Sun Mo suddenly felt a sense of respect. However, he was also hesitating as he didn’t know what to do.
“Major news!”
Li Ruolan’s eyes glowed. She took the image-recording stone and kept shifting its position to capture the scenes from various angles.
The news today would qualify to be the headline for the [Great Teachers Report], and it would definitely be very popular. No matter what, she was confident it would be able to sell 100,000 copies!
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