Noodletown Translations

  Noodletown Translations

  Looking up at the dozen or so lightning bolts, a trace of madness and killing intent appeared in Qingfeng Li’s eyes. Without hesitation, he manipulated the Killing God Lance and stabbed viciously at them.

  Crack! Crack! Crack……

  With a dozen or so loud sounds, the lightning bolts were all shattered by the Killing God Lance into pieces and disappeared into the air.

  The Killing God Lance was invincible against anything in the world, even the Lightning of Heaven’s Punishment was not its match. But there were thousands of lightning bolts in the sky.

  Although Qingfeng Li shattered a dozen or so lightning bolts, they were just a tiny part of the Lightning of Heaven’s Punishment covering the whole sky.

  The dark clouds began to accumulate quickly since the Heavens was angry at Qingfeng Li for destroying a dozen or so lightning bolts. It was enraged.

  Boom! Boom! Boom……

  1,000 lightning bolts crashed down all together.

  They surrounded Qingfeng Li from all directions with such density that even a drop of water couldn’t trickle through.

  Qingfeng Li’s expression changed, and a trace of horror appeared in his eyes. He could feel the Heaven’s tremendous rage in the 1,000 lightning bolts.

  He continued to manipulate the Killing God Lance at the 1,000 lightning bolts. Although the lance was powerful, Qingfeng Li’s vital essence was limited, and the last stabs of the lance had greatly consumed his vital essence and mana energy. He had only a little energy left in his body.

  After Qingfeng Li shattered the 500 lightning bolts with the Killing God Lance, the vital essence in his body finally came to an end. He was so weak that he couldn’t even lift the Killing God Lance, but the remaining 500 lightning bolts continued to hack toward him from all directions.

  Crack! Crack!

  With two crisp sounds, the Killing God Lance without the support of his vital essence, disappeared in the air. Instantly countless lightning bolts crashed toward Qingfeng Li.

  Bang! Bang! Bang……

  With huge banging sounds, more than 500 lightning bolts struck onto Qingfeng Li’s body, shattering his clothes into ashes and cracking his skin. Blood splashed out of the countless cracks on his body and turned the ground red.

  Although Qingfeng Li’s skin was as hard as iron, a result of his cultivation of the Mortal Purgatory Body, it was not tough enough to withstand the power of Heaven’s Punishment.

  The countless powerful lightning bolts continued to strike into Qingfeng Li, leaving countless wounds in his body.

  With a booming sound, Qingfeng Li fell to the ground, unconscious.

  His blackened hair stood up and his whole body looked like a block of coal with undistinguishable features.

  Seeing Qingfeng Li was unconscious, the Lightning of Heaven’s Punishment scattered gradually and disappeared into the air.

  Seeing this sight from Five-Poison City’s walls, the expressions of Mengyao Xu and Ya Yun changed sharply. Hurriedly, they flew down the wall and dashed toward Qingfeng Li

  Their eyes were full of concern at the sight of Qingfeng Li who had become a block of coal. Equipped with her Fairy Chant, Mengyao Xu turned into a silver shooting star and was the first to reach Qingfeng Li.

  Her charming face was pale, and her bright eyes were full of worry. Holding his naked and blackened body in her arms, she lifted her palm and began to transfer her vital essence into his body.

  Deng!

  The moment her vital essence entered Qingfeng Li’s body, it was bounced back, and her own body was forced back more than a dozen steps. Looking down, she found her palm was numb and blackened.

  Her charming face changed drastically. She looked at Qingfeng Li in bafflement, not understanding why his body had released the power of thunder and lightning.

  Meanwhile, Black Puppy and Sky Swallowing Snake had also rushed over and were surprised when they saw Mengyao Xu was bounced back.

  Black Puppy said, “Mengyao Xu, don’t transfer vital essence into him since his body now contains some thunder power after being struck by the Lightning of Heaven’s Punishment. The thunder is destroying his internal organs and he can’t accept any vital essence transferred to him.”


  Mengyao Xu’s charming face was full of worry. She asked, “Puppy, what shall we do?”


  After a moment’s consideration, Black Puppy said, “Hurry up and take him to Five-Poison City. Put him on a bed and let him heal himself. If he can make it, his power will increase greatly; if not, he will be killed by the thunder and lightning in his body.”


  Without hesitation, Mengyao Xu took Qingfeng Li in her arms and flew to Five-Poison City, instantly arriving at the city gate.

  The Spider Dynasty Emperor and Spider Princess were there waiting for them. Seeing Qingfeng Li blackened like a block of coal, they were horrified and asked what had happened.

  With a frown, Mengyao Xu said, “Spider Dynasty Emperor, please hurry up and find a room for Qingfeng Li to rest in where no one can disturb him.”


  The emperor nodded. As the City Lord of Five-Poison City and the emperor of a high tier dynasty, he enjoyed a great reputation and respect among the self-cultivators.

  Although his royal palace was destroyed, there were many hotels in the city.

  He found one of the best hotels in the city, the Tianyang Hotel, and put Qingfeng Li into the No.1 VIP room.

  Mengyao Xu, Ya Yun, the Emperor of Lingyun, Black Puppy, and Sky Devouring Snake were all full of worries for him. They tried many methods, but none could wake up Qingfeng Li.

  With a wave of its paw, Black Puppy said, “Let’s all get out of the room and leave him alone. Only he can save himself.”


  They nodded at Black Puppy’s words and walked out of the room. Mengyao Xu was the last to leave and after she closed the door, Qingfeng Li was left alone in the room.

  In the unconscious state, Qingfeng Li’s soul was also deep in sleep and only his physical body was fighting the thunder and lightning in his body.

  One thousand lightning bolts had entered his body, not to mention that they were not ordinary ones but the Lightning of Heaven’s Punishment, which were 100 times more powerful.

  They were burning his kidney, liver, heart, lungs, stomach, muscles, sinews, and bones as if they were trying to destroy everything in his body.