Sparrow Translations

  Sparrow Translations

  Pfff!

  They felt like vomiting blood!

  There was carnage on the Internet. Blood was being spewed all over.

  “Master Lin is steady. He’s really steady. He’s so steady that he can’t be any steadier.”


  “We were worried for him while he was eating chicken and playing cards. Doesn’t his conscience hurt?”


  “This must be a facade. Right, it must be a facade.”


  “D*mn, when did the living conditions in detention centers get so good? I want to go to the detention center to live for some time.”


  “Dear editors, we were wrong. We’ve misunderstood you. It turns out that you didn’t report the truth in order to protect us from being infuriated to death by Master Lin.”


  “Who would dare to believe this kind of living conditions?”


  “As long as you’re happy, Master Lin.”


  That well-known reporter said helplessly, “I already told you all not to chase the truth. What do you all have to say now that you know the truth?”


  Cloud Street.

  Fraud Tian was not in such a good mood. He thought that Lin Fan must have been having a hard time in the detention house. He lifted his teacup and took a sip. But when he saw the news on Weibo, he couldn’t help but spit everything out.

  “D*mn, is he even f*cking human?”


  Zhang Zhong Yang asked curiously, “What is it?”


  Fraud Tian passed him the phone. “Take a look. We’ve been worrying about him but he’s actually been enjoying his life inside.”


  Everyone looked at the news. In an instant, their expressions changed drastically. Master Lin had his eyes wide open in the photo. That big chicken leg in his hand was exceptionally eye-catching. His eyes, in particular, had a gleam of puzzlement in them as if to say, “I’m eating chicken and playing cards. What’s wrong?”


  Lin Fan was now thinking of a rather serious matter. That was why his task hadn’t been completed yet. Could it be that what he had done wasn’t enough?

  He had to admit that it was embarrassing. His twelfth page of knowledge was already a very valiant class of knowledge but he couldn’t help but be in eager anticipation of the thirteenth page of knowledge, wondering what it would be.

  He had a grand ambition.

  And that was to become the first Super Guru who was good at everything. Even if he didn’t get any sleep, he had to keep working until he achieved it.

  Lin Fan’s treatment in the detention center had drawn numerous people’s attention.

  The fans who liked Lin Fan were exceptionally happy.

  “Haha, this is where Master Lin should be staying in.”


  “The government is really pretty good. Master Lin was right in doing what he did, they definitely shouldn’t punish him.”


  “Master Lin’s level of enlightenment is too great. He clearly didn’t have to serve a sentence but he requested to be in prison for a month. He deserves our respect.”


  These were accompanied by some disharmonious sounds.

  A certain famous Internet celebrity was expressing strong protests against this.

  “How could something like this happen in a detention center? This is a place for convicts to turn over a new leaf, not for them to enjoy themselves. If he wants to enjoy himself, please send him back to his home.”


  Once this post was sent, it drew the attention of numerous netizens.

  Some of them were furious while some of them were praising it as they felt that it made a lot of sense. However, the latter was only a small minority.

  When Lin Fan saw this post, he was instantly upset.

  “My dear Internet celebrity, please do not take advantage of my popularity. I have to charge a fee for that.”


  When he said this, everyone laughed out loud.

  “Haha, Master Lin is really too awesome. Even in prison, he can play with his phone and update his status. That’s way too impressive.”


  “That’s right. This guy only knows how to take advantage of other people’s popularity. Is Master Lin’s popularity so good to take advantage of?”


  The detention house.

  Under the guidance of the Guru, Sun Neng and the rest improved their technical skills drastically. Now that the Guru was spending energy on Weibo, they felt that it was a waste of time.

  “Guru, let’s ignore this guy. Let’s just carry on discussing technical skills,” said Sun Neng eagerly.

  Shen Jie Yun was the Internet Safety Team’s boss but he was very low-key in front of the Guru. To them, this was really a very fortunate thing, to meet such a f*cking awesome Guru. it was something that they would never have dared to imagine.

  If the Guru was willing to join the Internet Safety Team, he would be willing to give up his position and let the Guru lead them on the path of glory.

  However, it was a shame. He felt as if the Guru wasn’t too interested in this matter……

  The news on the Internet had quietened down. They were no longer willing to discuss how Master Lin was living too freely in prison. They felt as if discussing it further was unbearable for their hearts. How could there be such a huge difference between him and everyone else?

  In a certain commercial street.

  Brother Qiang Qiang had successfully asked Wu You Lan out. Walking on the pavement, the two ‘beautiful views’ drew the attention of many young men. After all, these beautiful ladies were well-received no matter where they went.

  Wu You Lan was now in a very good mood. Brother Lin was getting by well in the detention house. However, she just didn’t understand why Lin Fan would want to stay in the detention house for a month. Wasn’t that just looking for punishment himself? Although he was getting by well, he didn’t have any freedom.

  At that moment, Wu You Lan saw a makeup shop. “Liu Xu, let’s go there and take a look.”


  “Okay.” Liu Xu was smiling sweetly. Asking her out had been the first step to success. Everything had to be taken slowly.

  To make the godly doctor change her, she had to attack from the inside. Moreover, she quite liked this Wu You Lan. She was a very cute lady.

  In the shop.

  Wu You Lan stood in front of the sales counter, picking some items while Liu Xu stood at the side. She disliked these makeup products. She had never used them since young. As for those various brands or whatever, she naturally didn’t know them. When Wu You Lan asked something, she just smiled and pointed at one of the products without saying anything. She didn’t know anything anyway.

  “Liu Xu, what do you think about this lipstick color?” asked Wu You Lan.

  Liu Xu nodded, “Mmm, it’s not bad.”


  Wu You Lan shook her head, “I feel like it’s not very good. The color is too dark. I think I’d better choose a lighter one. But you should look at those perfumes. They’re not bad. Give them a try.”


  Ever since entering the shop, everything attracted Wu You Lan. Brother Qiang Qiang didn’t know what was so good about all these and she wasn’t interested at all. But for some reason, she felt a sense of anticipation in her heart as if she had discovered some new piece of land.

  Brother Qiang Qiang smiled, “Why do you like makeup products so much?”


  Wu You Lan smiled very sweetly, “Why wouldn’t I? A lady’s most beautiful period of her life is when she’s young. If I don’t groom myself beautifully, I won’t have the chance when I’m old. Liu Xu, why don’t you try this lipstick that I’ve bought before. Although the color is dark, I like it very much. With your lips, I think it will definitely look great.”


  Brother Qiang Qiang had initially wanted to reject the offer but she was an expert in picking up girls and at this moment, it was better not to reject the offer.

  Wu You Lan took out the lipstick and applied it for Liu Xu. When she was done, she cried out in surprise, “Wow, take a good look. Hurry up and take a look at the mirror.”


  In front of the mirror. Brother Qiang Qiang looked at herself in the mirror. Her lips were fiery red. She raised the corners of her mouth slightly. She had a bewitching aura about her.

  Wu You Lan said excitedly, “Your lips are exceptionally good-looking. When coupled with this color, it’s really beautiful. If your red hair was a little longer and a little wavy, then you would really be too beautiful.”


  “Is that so?” Brother Qiang Qiang kept looking at herself in the mirror. This was the first time she had seen herself with lipstick. Suddenly, she felt a peculiar feeling rise up in her heart.

  Wu You Lan nodded, “Mmm. Liu Xu, let me do an eyeshadow for you. You’ll definitely look exceptionally beautiful.”


  At that moment, the makeup shop’s staff were sneakily watching. They felt as if this lady was really very beautiful. Especially after applying the lipstick, her aura suddenly changed. She gave off a grand feeling.

  Although she was dressed very gender-neutrally, she gave off a unique feeling.

  “Right, right, I got it.” At that moment, Wu You Lan seemed to have realized something. “Wait a moment. Your hair isn’t very long now but you can tie it behind. You’ll definitely look especially beautiful.”


  Then, Wu You Lan acted as a makeup artist and a hairstylist at the same time as she groomed Brother Qiang Qiang.

  When Wu You Lan saw Brother Qiang Qiang’s appearance, she was completely stunned. “So dazzling, so grand, so handsome. No, handsome isn’t the right word, it’s gender-neutral beauty.”


  When the customers in the shop saw Brother Qiang Qiang, they were all drawn to her.

  The gender-neutral outfit, lipstick, eyeshadow, hair back in a bun and in particular, that slim figure, were simply stunning.

  Brother Qiang Qiang looked in the mirror and it was as if she was captivated. “Is that me?” she thought.

  “No, no, how can I have such thoughts.”


  However, this feeling was really peculiar.

  Deep in her heart, she didn’t quite dislike this feeling.