Dragon Boat Translation

  Dragon Boat Translation

  —— [Does such a good deal exist? Shi Sui, move aside! Let me do it instead!]

  —— [Xiang Yi, let’s negotiate, will you accept a spouse of the same gender?]

  —— [Look at you people, do you have any decency? All you’re thinking about is marrying her! Mom! I’m your long-lost child who got separated from you more than twenty years ago!]

  —— [Hahaha, you’re cracking me up. Xiang Yi is only twenty years old this year, how can she possibly have a child who’s in his twenties?]

  The silly netizens had a whale of a time joking with each other, their comments soon piling up and drowning out those of the haters……

  The entry procedure of the amusement park was very simple—they just had to show their faces.

  Although there were only a few staff members, they had an excellent service attitude.

  Xiang Yi and Shi Sui entered first.

  Li Jianyu said seriously, “Isn’t this meant for kids? Old Zhang, let’s do a good job at filming this later. Let’s strive to create the vibes of an idol romance drama.”


  The netizens: [Director Li, you must be the leader of the fan base, huh!?! How can you talk about plotting a conspiracy so loudly?]

  The cameraman, Old Zhang, nodded and said, “Um, that’s a must. I’m already in my forties, I’m too old for these rides.”
……

  A few minutes later……

  Li Jianyu sat on the merry-go-round and began laughing like a fool. “Hahaha this thing is quite fun! Wew~ Higher, higher~ Hey lad, can you double the speed of this?”


  The staff member said with a Mona Lisa smile, “Sure.”


  Li Jianyu exclaimed, “Old Zhang, come, come, come here! Hurry up and come on! Riding a merry-go-round at twice the original speed is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! If you miss it, you’ll have to wait ’til the next lifetime!”


  Old Zhang was tempted. “Uh, I’ll accompany you for a couple of rounds then.”


  Hence, the handheld shot turned into a fixed-camera position……

  The netizens watching the livestream were thoroughly amused.

  —— [Director Li and Old Zhang: Awesome!]

  —— [You two, come to your senses! We want to watch Xiang Yi and Shi Sui going on a date!]

  —— [Where’s the romance drama you promised? Why has it turned into a scene of a hillbilly romance between two old men!?! I’m laughing like a pig in front of the screen.]……

  Humor is an important aspect of variety shows.

  The majority of viewers watch the livestream for the sake of killing time and having some fun.

  The amusing sight of Li Jianyu and Old Zhang inadvertently letting themselves loose and unwinding to their hearts’ content added great humor to the livestream, and it had since become one of the textbook examples of essential segments of variety shows in the future……

  On the other hand……

  The entire amusement park was themed around rabbits, with numerous rabbit figurines of various sizes and colors like white and gray, everywhere within the premises. Most of the rides were related to rabbits too.

  Xiang Yi was playing the “Whac-A-Mole” game machine where bunnies were used as targets instead of moles.

  It was her favorite carnival game since she was a child, and the feeling of smashing rabbits with a carrot for a hammer was particularly stress-relieving for her.

  Meanwhile, Shi Sui had his interest piqued by the cotton candy being sold at a booth at the side. The vendor of the cotton candy booth had already started blushing because of his staring. “Um, do you want to have some? I’ll give you a serving.”


  Shi Sui smiled and thanked her with a nod before waving his hand at her to turn down her offer.

  However……

  When Xiang Yi was done with playing the game, she felt her sleeve being tugged at lightly. She looked up, only to exchange glances with Shi Sui whose eyes were now watery, making him look……really pitiful.

  “What do you want? I’ll buy it for you! I have enough money!” Xiang Yi said, sounding as if she was coaxing a child.

  Putting aside her other sources of income, the annual revenue of Little Rabbits Farm would definitely be breathtaking to many if it was publicized.

  Moreover, Xiang Yi also owned the subsidiary cards of the credit cards belonging to all the Xiang family members, a building from her grandfather, a floor of stores from her grandmother, a small-scale gemstone ore overseas from her aunt, and many other assets……

  Although it would be a little difficult to liquidate all of them now, she had more than enough money to provide for Shi Sui!

  Pointing at the cotton candy near them, Shi Sui said, “Xiang Yi, I want that~”


  Xiang Yi agreed, “Sure, let’s buy some.”


  The female vendor of the cotton candy booth was dumbfounded.

  ‘Didn’t he say that he doesn’t want any just now?’