Dragon Boat Translation

  Dragon Boat Translation

  They reckoned that it was something about an elderly lady in her sixties who has suddenly been enlightened about the Dao or some article that he took a liking to and decided to share with his friends on social media.

  He opened the video to see that it was a mature and fair young girl who was drawing talismans with a brush and red ink.

  “That’s not a big deal…”


  ‘Wait a minute!”


  ‘It’s all done in one go!”


  If this is all, it would be fine but every single one of them was the same.

  Moreoever, the variety and obscurity of the symbolic seals were beyond the imagination of these Taoist masters!

  When the last second of the video ended, the screen turned black.

  On the screen, there were several bewildered faces.

  ‘Who is this amazing young friend?”


  The group, which had been silent for a long time, suddenly became lively.

  [Daoist Baiyun Guan Min}: What is this young friend’s last name?Where does she live? Do any of you know?

  [Daoist Yuquan Guansu]: @DaoistQingShuiGuanRen, Fellow Daoist, it’s been a long time! I miss you!

  [Daoist Yongle Gongyu] : @DaoistQingShuiGuanRen, You and I have known each other for many years. We are not senior and junior brothers, but we are like brothers. We’re not family, but we are like family. Can you reveal some information about this young friend?

  All of a sudden…


  The crowd rushed to tag Daoist Ren.

  Daoist Ren, who had always been disliked by the group, suddenly became well-liked by everyone!

  In the living room.

  Li Jianyu was overly curious as he immediately got into frame and squatted in between Xiang Yi and Shi Sui. She asked, “Xiang Yi Xiang Yi, this talisman really works? Is there a fortune talisman? Can I really become a rich man? It’ll be great if there’s a talisman that will allow me to win the lottery!”


  Xiang Yi was speechless for a while. “No.”


  Refusing to give up, Li Jianyu squeezed towards her and said with with a fawning smile, “Xiang Yi, we’re all the same! It’s okay to be a little metaphysical, right…”


  Shi Sui’s face remained unchanged but he grabbed Li Jianyu by his collar and yanked him over with one hand. He wouldn’t let his shirt touch Xiang Yi at all!

  He was really possessive.

  Li Jianyu pressed his index fingers and thumbs together and rubbed them a few time. It somehow seemed really obscene when he did it.

  In the livestream:

  —Ahhh, you’re so ugly son!!]

  —1Comparison really hurts. Son, your face is so much larger than Xiang Yi’s and Shi Suis…)

  —1Xiang Yi, look at me! I’m not greedy. Give me a talisman for romance! I just need to attract a few handsome hunks with eight-pack abs!]

  Xiang Yi said seriously, “You mustn’t have such a mindset where you want to reap benefits without working hard for it. Wake up, there are no metaphysics in this world.”


  “The world is unified in matter-”


  “Matter is in motion, and motion has laws-”


  “Laws are recognizable, and recognition will develop and change…”


  Li Jianyu was dumbfounded.

  So were the livestream viewers.

  The reporters who entered and were about to bid farewell were shocked when they heard Xiang Yi’s serious words.

  ‘Is Xiang Yi… that supportive of materialism?

  “So, do you understand?”


  Li Jianyu suddenly felt ashamed. “Uh, what have you understood?”


  Xiang Yi said heartbrokenly, “What do we have to believe in? We have to believe in science!”


  Li Jianyu was instantly enlightened and blessed. “OK, Xiang Yi, I’m enlightened!”


  The audience was dying of laughter. ‘God damn enlightenment! What enlightenment is that!?!”


  The next second.

  The vicious and evil Shi Sui said, “Li Jianyu, there seems to be a black shadow behind you.”


  The easily frightened Li Jianyu screamed frantically.

  “Ahhhhh, strong democratic civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, blah blah blah… Namo Amitabha Buddha Amen Balala energy little magic fairy full body transformation!!!”