Translator’s Note

  云里雾里 — (fig.) mystified/puzzled

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  钓鱼执法 — sort of like give bait to get evidence of a crime in this case

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  看你熊的 — 熊 means bear, but is a colloquial way of scolding or rebuking someone as weak or incapable

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  a cute way of crying

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  originally in English, means Cosplay

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  扔了条狗 — A sort of meme that seems to be like ‘talk to the hand’


  Translator’s Note

  Her name is 乐之桃.

  Fun Fact: LeZhi (乐之) means be Ritz (the cracker brand) and Tao (桃) is peach

  The Adventures of Baby Guo [9]

  Chen Liguo didn’t care the least bit about which school Lu Zhiyang filled in for him after knowing that he couldn’t go to Z college.

  On the day that the letter of notice arrived, heavy snow filled the sky. The streets were devoid of people and there was only the whistling of the ice-cold wind and the continuous drifting and homeless snowflakes which froze both the body and minds of people——the above is all Chen Liguo’s imagination.

  In reality, it was 38 degrees that very day and Chen Liguo was nibbling at a popsicle as he checked his school online.

  Not surprisingly, that college was very close to home, as long as Chen Liguo was willing, he could even attend there from home……

  Chen Liguo said, "I see my tragic future."

  The system said, "Your future is not a dream."

  Chen Liguo: "……" System, you nasty little b*tch.

  The summer vacation after the college entrance examination was very hot.

  Chen Liguo was also a person who feared the heat so Lu Zhiyang asked him if he wanted to go somewhere else for summer vacation.

  Chen Liguo thought for a moment, then refused listlessly, saying that he wanted to stay at home and not go anywhere.

  Lu Zhiyang had wanted to persuade him at first, but it was unknown as to what he thought of but he unexpectedly agreed quickly.

  Chen Liguo thought to himself, ’you’re not the least bit sincere’, then this matter was settled in such a way.

  Speaking of Lu Zhiyang, he really did as he said and didn’t intend on getting married right away.

  But to Chen Liguo’s surprise, the woman who had been rumored to have been engaged with him actually came to their door and cried as she begged Lu Zhiyang to help her.

  Chen Liguo who had been taking a walk and was intending to come home just happened to come across her and was given a great fright.

  "Jiashu, Jiashu!" The woman whose name Chen Liguo still didn’t know to this day had a discomposed expression, her tears had blurred her makeup and anyone could make out her despair.

  She grabbed Chen Liguo’s hand as if she were grabbing at her last straw, using particularly extra force. She said, “Jiashu, please take me in, and meet your father. I love him——I love him——”


  Just as Chen Liguo wanted to say something, he saw the main door of his family’s home open and Lu Zhiyang, who was dressed in home wear, come out from the inside. His eyes swept over the woman who was holding grabbing Chen Liguo and said coldly, "Remove your hands."

  There was no need for Lu Zhiyang to tell her to remove her hands for the moment that woman saw Lu Zhiyang she released Chen Liguo and flew over to Lu Zhiyang. But unfortunately, she was immediately blocked by people.

  The woman who was blocked by people cried, "Help me, Lu Zhiyang please help me——"

  Lu Zhiyang said indifferently, "Help you? How do you want me to help you?"

  The woman said, "Didn’t you say so before? That you will invest? Why has it suddenly changed? Treating me like this, how can I explain to those people?"

  Lu Zhiyang looked at the woman, his eyes full of disgust. He said, “Would you like to explain first, on the thirteenth of last month, where were you?”


  The woman’s face turned white in an instant.

  Lu Zhiyang continued, "And Just last year, you said that you were going abroad for a holiday, which country did you go to?"

  The woman heard these words and as if she were being stripped of all her strength, she slowly fell to the ground, trembling from head to toe.

  Lu Zhiyang said faintly, "You can leave, let’s part without hard feelings."

  The woman burst into tears and cried out, saying, "You lied to me, you actually lied to me!!!"

  Chen Liguo listened amidst the clouds and mist, but he didn’t much interest in these things and so he listened till here and then went inside.

  Lu Zhiyang didn’t show any more mercy and closed the door directly, cutting off the woman’s crying outside of the door.

  Lu Zhiyang cast his eyes at Chen Liguo and said, “How can you go out on such a hot day?”


  Chen Liguo blinked. In fact, he went out to eat skewers but Lu Zhiyang always thought these things were unhealthy. So he casually said, “Went out with classmates to go swimming.”


  Lu Zhiyang’s eyes ran over Chen Liguo’s neck. Suddenly, he grabbed Chen Liguo’s arm and pulled him into his embrace then sniffed Chen Liguo’s chest heavily.

  Chen Liguo was given a fright. Before he could say anything, he heard Lu Zhiyang say, "Was the barbecue tasty?"

  Chen Liguo: "……" Oh dear.

  Lu Zhiyang looked at Chen Liguo helplessly, his tone completely indulgent, “It’s not that I’m not letting you eat, the outside is not clean. If you want to eat, eat it at home okay?”


  Chen Liguo thought that the taste was different, but he nodded his head obediently nevertheless.

  Lu Zhiyang continued, "Your birthday is coming up, what birthday gift do you want?"

  Chen Liguo felt that he didn’t want anything in particular so he shook his head.

  Upon seeing this Lu Zhiyang rubbed his head and sighed, “You.”


  Chen Liguo didn’t understand what this ’you’ of Lu Zhiyang’s meant.

  Because Lu Meiqing’s parents didn’t go bankrupt, the progress bar on top of her head rose to 50 directly. It could be assumed that the remaining 50 points would be given when the disaster of Yuan Ange’s memory loss is passed.

  Now that Lu Meiqing has not moved out of here, her relationship with Yuan Ange is becoming more and more affectionate. Presumably, even if Yuan Ange loses his memory, the one he falls in love with should probably be Lu Meiqing again.

  During summer vacation, Chen Liguo didn’t go anywhere. When Lu Meiqing and Yuan Ange went out for a trip, they also invited him, but for various health reasons, Chen Liguo could only regrettable refuse.

  Although he doesn’t fall ill now, this body still had a physical defect after all. The place Lu Meiqing and Yuan Ange are going if somewhat far and if something really did happen, it would be difficult to manage.

  Lu Zhiyang asked Chen Liguo if he really didn’t want to go.

  Chen Liguo nodded somewhat desolately.

  Lu Zhiyang rubbed Chen Liguo’s head and profoundly said, "Not going is good too."

  Chen Liguo: "……"

  The relationship between Lu Zhiyang and Chen Liguo was getting better and better. It was almost like they returned to the time when Lu Zhiyang hadn’t found out that Chen Liguo wasn’t his biological son.

  It seems as though he’s completely accepted Chen Liguo’s identity and was no longer acted difficult with Chen Liguo. Instead, he followed Chen Liguo everywhere and held in his the cup of his hands, loving him as though he were a treasure.

  After summer vacation, Chen Liguo began his college life.

  Lu Zhiyang sent Chen Liguo to the college and taking his luggage, arranged Chen Liguo’s dormitory bit by bit.

  The room Lu Zhiyang had prepared for Chen Liguo was a double room that had all the needed appliances inside. It was the school’s best dorm room.

  Towards this, Chen Liguo was clueless. He sat on the bed shaking his leg as he said, "Dad, can I come back once a week?"

  Lu Zhiyang said, "This place is so close to home, why not come back every day."

  Chen Liguo patted the bed and said, "Then wouldn’t this place to go waste?"

  A little vexation appeared on Lu Zhiyang’s expression, evidently, he hadn’t thought of this——The dormitory that he chose for Chen Liguo was too comfortable, was this not giving Chen Liguo an excuse to not come home?

  With no other choice, Lu Zhiyang had to compromise reluctantly. He said, "Come back at least twice a week."

  Chen Liguo wanted to refuse but then noticed Lu Zhiyang’s expression. Generally, when Lu Zhiyang talked with this sort of expression, it meant that there wasn’t going to be any further discussion about this matter.

  But it didn’t matter, Chen Liguo comforted himself in his heart, did he not still have a few days to let loose?

  Afterwards, Lu Zhiyang walked around the campus with Chen Liguo before returning feeling not too relieved. In short, he acted like a qualified father who was worried about his child, so the pure and natural Chen Liguo who was different from the pretty and coquettish cheap goods outside didn’t perceive anything unusual.

  The Chen Liguo who was attending college is already a very standard beauty.

  He is one meter and seventy-five centimeters. Because of his heart disease, he still appears thin and weak. However, his skin is fair and his eyebrows are exquisite. when he smiles he is like the bright moon in the clouds, a hint of purity in his desolation.

  Chen Liguo’s dormitory roommate and classmate was a tall and strong northeastern person. When he stood next to Chen Liguo, who was actually not too short, Chen Liguo seemed especially small.

  In any case, when the two of them appeared in class the first day, the eyes of all the female students in the class fell upon the two of them.

  Chen Liguo said to the system, "Ah, I’m so scared, a lot of people are looking at me."

  System: "……"

  Tears fell from the corners of Chen Liguo’s eyes, his tone aggrieved and mellow as he said, "I want to go home, I want to go back to Dad’s side, these people want to harm me."

  The System knew that Chen Liguo loved acting when he was mentally deranged and was almost getting used to it——’almost’ meaning it couldn’t get used to it yet, so it said angrily, “Why don’t you go into theatre!”


  Chen Liguo rubbed his chin, "Good idea……"

  System: "????"

  On the first day of school, Chen Liguo succeeded in attracting the attention of the class.

  Lu Zhiyang signed Chen Liguo into a clinical medical science major. The male to female ratio in the clinical science major of this school was a little imbalanced——there were thirty-seven students in his class, just six of them were were girls.

  When Chen Liguo became aware of this, he strongly suspected that Lu Zhiyang wanted to fish.

  Chen Liguo: "Does he think that if he puts me in the middle of so many men I will fall into temptation and expose my sexuality?!"

  System: "You won’t?"

  Chen Liguo: "……I need to do some psychological construction." He prepped up his mind for a short while then still felt unreliable. "Lu Zhiyang is too cunning, I think that I’m going to break my character."

  System: "……" Look at how incapable you are……

  Tears brimmed in Chen Liguo’s eyes, "Tong-er, what should I do?"

  System: "There’s no Lu Zhiyang in heaven."

  Chen Liguo: "……" He really can’t have a proper chat with his family’s system.

  The system and Lu Zhiyang were on the same battlefront, so Chen Liguo was doomed to be unsupported.

  Chen Liguo’s appearance was astounding and it soon attracted people from every side. In the second week of school, senior students came to inquire about Chen Liguo’s contact information.

  Towards this Chen Liguo expressed, ’this isn’t the sort of love that I want.’


  The system said, "Then what sort of love do you want?"

  Chen Liguo thought for a moment and said, "The kind that’s thick and long?"

  System: "……" Just go die then.

  Chen Liguo promptly cried ’yingyingyingying’.

  College life was very leisurely.

  There would be extra credits after joining a club in College and Chen Liguo was dragged into several associations by his roommate, though, he couldn’t remember the names of those clubs after filling out the form.

  The next day someone called him specially to tell him that there would an activity during National Day and asked if Chen Liguo would come or not.

  Chen Liguo asked naively, "What sort of activity?"

  The other said, "Anime Expo!"

  Chen Liguo: "Oh, do I need to do something?"

  The other said, "Our club is preparing to COS, would you like to come with us?"

  Chen Liguo said, "I might not have enough time to rehearse."

  The other said, "Then it’s also fine for you to produce one yourself, if you don’t understand anything, please come and ask us."

  This is probably the advantage of being good looking. If you had a face that could be easily forgotten, who would care if you didn’t participate in club activities?

  When Chen Liguo had gone to college before, he was occupied with work and he didn’t have the time to do these sorts of things at all. So when he was invited to participate in activities for the first time, his heart was full of excitement.

  When he returned home this week, Chen Liguo told these matters to Lu Zhiyang.

  Lu Zhiyang knows what cosplay is, but doesn’t want Chen Liguo to partake in it, so he asked Chen Liguo what he wanted to pretend to be in a mild and roundabout way.

  Chen Liguo said, "Of course it’s going to be my favorite cartoon character!"

  Lu Zhiyang was relieved as soon as he heard this.

  On the day of the anime expo, everyone in the club was looking forward to Chen Liguo’s COS. After all, with Chen Liguo’s foundation no matter what it was it was impossible to be too ugly.

  Just as the crowd anxiously waited, a familiar voice came out from a huge yellow square standing nearby.

  Everyone looked up and saw a big SpongeBob greeting them, "I’ve come!"

  Everyone: "……"

  The president couldn’t accept this set up for a while and said with hesitation, "You are……Lu Jiashu?"

  Chen Liguo said, "Yeah."

  President: "……Your COS is SpongeBob?"

  Chen Liguo said, "That’s right, that’s right."

  After a burst of silence, the members went to the meeting place in silence.

  Chen Liguo: "Eh, they don’t seem to be too happy."

  System: "……"

  Chen Liguo: "They don’t like my family’s holed soap?"

  System: "……"

  Chen Liguo tsked twice, scorn all over his face, "Really have no eyes."

  System: "……" It didn’t want to say anything to Chen Liguo and threw him a dog.

  After the anime expo, Chen Liguo had a slightly better relationship with the club. He also participated in the Calligraphy Society and the Reasoning Society, but the two clubs had male presidents and didn’t seem to have any intention on seeking Chen Liguo out, so Chen Liguo was not invited independently to participate in activities.

  To make a long story short, Chen Liguo’s college life is very good nevertheless.

  Two months after the beginning of the school, the entire department knew that there was a boy in Class Six who had a good family, good looks, and a good personality. The only fly in the ointment was that the boy seemed to be a little thin. But that’s was nothing, after all, physical weakness can also arouse many girls’ maternal feelings.

  With the halo of beauty, Chen Liguo quickly received his first confession.

  The one confessing to him was a very petite and lovely girl. She was very nervous when confessing and stuttered when she spoke.

  Chen Liguo listened to her with a gentle expression and asked one question, "But you don’t know me at all?"

  The girl said, "I, I can get to know you la-latter."

  Chen Liguo appeared somewhat distressed.

  The girl talked and talked then began to cry. Chen Liguo who looked on felt a little distress so he handed her a paper towel.

  The girl said, "Thank you."

  Chen Liguo said gently, "Don’t cry, if you cry then you won’t be pretty anymore."

  The girl wiped her tears and looked up gingerly at Chen Liguo. “Then would you like to be my boyfriend?”


  Chen Liguo said, "Can you let me think about it?"

  The girl nodded and turned around, leaving with small steps.

  Chen Liguo looked at her back and said with a sigh, "Such a lovely girl, just why has she taken a fancy to me?"

  System: "……" You know.

  Chen Liguo had thought that this girl had a shy personality and tried to think of how to politely reject her so he wouldn’t hurt her.

  As a result, Chen Liguo, who was playing games in his dormitory that night, heard a noise outside. He stood up and went to the veranda to see what had happened only to hear a group of people calling his name.

  Chen Liguo looked confused, “What are they calling me for?"

  Just as Chen Liguo was feeling puzzled, his roommate panted for breath as he rushed in from outside the door, dragging Chen Liguo downstairs, "Jiashu! Come on, a cute female student wants to confess to you!"

  Chen Liguo was stunned, "Confess?"

  The roommate said, "Yeah, it’s the one who looked for you during the day.”


  Chen Liguo: "……" What what what?

  The roommate said, "You don’t dislike her, right?”


  Chen Liguo: "……"

  The roommate saw Chen Liguo not talking and became anxious, "Then why didn’t you refuse her during the day, another household’s miss doing this, how humiliating is it for you to have not given a response."

  Only then did Chen Liguo react. He listened to the unified shouts downstairs, his heart gloomy, "My beauty is a sin."

  System: " Gosh! Still playing around at a time like this.

  In an instant, Chen Liguo was dragged downstairs by his sturdy roommate.

  The girl had set down candles and had a guitar in her arms, on one side she played the guitar and on the other, she sang.

  Chen Liguo: "It doesn’t feel quite right."

  System: "What’s wrong?"

  Chen Liguo: "I think that this should be done by boys, right?"

  System: "You’ll do it?"

  Chen Liguo thought for a moment and said, "No."

  System: "Then isn’t it just so."

  Chen Liguo didn’t take the initiative so the girl could only come herself.

  The girl who finished singing came over to Chen Liguo and handed open an enormous bundle of roses. She smiled and asked, "Are you willing to be my boyfriend?"

  Chen Liguo looked into the girl’s eyes, it seemed as though there was a star in it, which sparkled and shined, it was very pretty. Surely if it were another boy, they would be willing to give it a shot. Unfortunately, the girl had bad luck and met Chen Liguo.

  Chen Liguo hadn’t spoken yet but the surrounding chant of ‘Accept her’ ‘Accept her’ became louder and louder.

  The girl’s face became more and more red, her eyes more and more expectant.

  Chen Liguo looked at the girl and sighted a low sigh. He reached out to pick up the rose.

  The girl said, "Do you accept me?"

  Chen Liguo said helplessly, "I still don’t know what your name is yet."

  The girl smiled and said, "My name is Le Zhiyao."

  A very cute name, a very beautiful girl, the only fly in the ointment is that her vision for people is a bit bad. Chen Liguo accepted the rose and sighed, "Okay."

  Le Zhitao was very happy. She reached out and hugged Chen Liguo, then tiptoed and kissed him on the forehead.

  Chen Liguo had thought that if he got a girlfriend it wouldn’t be anything important.

  However, he didn’t think that the video of the girl’s confession to him would be uploaded onto the internet on the same day, then it went viral.

  Chen Liguo succeeded in becoming a celebrity in his school.

  The next day, Chen Liguo received a phone call from Lu Zhiyang, telling him to come home.

  Chen Liguo didn’t take this matter to heart. He had thought that Lu Zhiyang asking him to come home was just because he had missed him. So when he came home to see Ly Zhiyang with a gloomy face, his mind became blank.

  Chen Liguo called with hesitation, "Dad……"

  Lu Zhiyang watched his computer attentively and didn’t look at Chen Liguo.

  Chen Liguo said, "Dad? What happened to you."

  Only then did Lu Zhiyang’s eyes move to Chen Liguo. He said, "Explain." He turned the computer over and Chen Liguo saw the scene being displayed on the screen——it was the scene Le Zhitao’s confessing to him.

  Chen Liguo was a little embarrassed and stammered, "Dad……"

  Lu Zhiyang said, "Did you accept?"

  Chen Liguo bit his lower lip and revealed a somewhat shy expression. He gave a low ’un huh’.

  Lu Zhiyang said, "Come here."

  Chen Liguo was given a fright by Lu Zhiyang’s tone. The last time he heard Lu Zhiyang speak like this was when he was almost raped by Cheng Zhun……

  Chen Liguo thought about just how had he offended Lu Zhiyang yet again, then slowly came before Lu Zhiyang, and called out in a worried tone, “Dad……”


  Lu Zhiyang sat in his chair and looked on expressionlessly as Chen Liguo approached him.

  Chen Liguo’s heart pounded violently. As soon as he neared Lu Zhiyang, he saw Lu Zhiyang stand up and raise his hand.

  Chen Liguo’s first reaction was that Lu Zhiyang wanted to beat him, so he took a step back on reflex.

  Who would have imaged that after Lu Zhiyang raised his hand, his next action was actually to hold Chen Liguo’s shoulder and then straightforwardly kiss him?

  This kiss was extremely rough, it was as if he was venting all the repressed emotions in his heart over the years.

  Chen Liguo’s eyes widened inconceivably, obviously having not anticipated the unexpected development before his eyes. He wanted to struggle on reflex, but Lu Zhiyang held him in his arm firmly, not permitting him to refuse at all.

  “Lu Zhiyang you’re crazy!!!” The rims of Chen Liguo’s eyes were misty, his breathing was chaotic. His lips were kissed to the point they became bright red and his eyes were full of fear and disbelief.

  Lu Zhiyang narrowed his eyes slightly. He pressed his thumb on Chen Liguo’s lips and rubbed them roughly. He said, “Did you kiss her?”


  There was a sobbing tone in Chen Liguo’s voice as he said, "You’re crazy! I am your son!"

  Who would have imaged that when Lu Zhiyang heard these words, he sneered and said, “I don’t have a son like you.”


  Chen Liguo’s tears finally fell from his eyes and he wept with joy: “System, I had absolutely never thought that——”


  System: "??????"

  Chen Liguo said, "You’re actually so conscientious, it was me who misunderstood you, sorry."

  System: "??????"

  Chen Liguo beamed, "I will definitely continue on bravely, thank you."

  System: "……" It vaguely saw a lot of garbled code coming out from itself.

  Chen Liguo said, "Ehehehe."

  System: "……" Why????? Just what on earth is wrong with this world????

  In Lu Zhiyang’s eyes, Chen Liguo who didn’t speak was obviously frightened. He felt some pity in his heart and kissed Chen Liguo on the lips gently. He said, “Baby, I love you.”


  Chen Liguo: "……" Yeah yeah yeah, love comes quickly like like a tornado.

  Lu Zhiyang said, "I don’t want to force you."

  Chen Liguo’s tears covered his cheeks, his lips trembled as he uttered one word, "No……"

  Lu Zhiyang slowly kissed Chen Liguo’s tears and said, “I will give you time.”


  Chen Liguo cried, breaking down.

  Lu Zhiyang said, “But there will only be one final answer.”


  Chen Liguo powerlessly pushed Lu Zhiyang, but his strength could never compete with Lu Zhiyang, so he could only cry in Lu Zhiyang’s arms, looking pitiful and cute.

  Lu Zhiyang hugged Chen Liguo’s slender waist and let him cry, but he did not intend to step back.

  Chen Liguo said with cries, “Why, am I not your son?”


  Lu Zhiyang said, “I do not regard you as my son.” You and I have no blood relationship at all.

  Chen Liguo stuttered, “Why——"

  Lu Zhiyang repeated the words that would never be able to receive an answer, he said, "Lu Jiashu, I love you."

  Lu Jiashu let out a shriek, seemingly stimulated again by the word ’love’, and struggled using up the last of his energy.

  Lu Zhiyang looked at him lovingly and watched him lose his strength little by little, like a small insect stuck on a spider web that had no other choice but to be wrapped by spider silk and digested slowly in the end.

  Chen Liguo’s body had always been very weak. Coupled with his intense emotions, he soon exhausted his strength.

  Lu Zhiyang picked him up and turned around to put him on the sofa.

  Chen Liguo leaned his head to the side, his hair in disarray, his two eyes spiritless, uncontrollable small sobs coming from his mouth.

  Lu Zhiyang gently kissed Chen Liguo’s eyelids and murmured, “Jiashu is good.”


  As if he noticed what Lu Zhiyang wanted to do, Chen Liguo looked at Lu Zhiyang piteously, his tears hanging on his eyelashes.

  Lu Zhiyang held Chen Liguo and promised lowly, saying, "I won’t touch you."

  Chen Liguo did not seem to believe it, but there was nothing he could do about it. So he could only obediently shrink in Lu Zhiyang’s arms, like a poor rabbit who was frightened but could not find a hole to drill.

  Lu Zhiyang endured his boiling yearning and held Chen Liguo in his arms strongly like he wanted to embed him into his own body.

  Chen Liguo lay in Lu Zhiyang’s arms and looked at the side of Lu Zhiyang’s face. He should have been very afraid, but he felt an indescribable sleepiness.

  Lu Zhiyang touched Chen Liguo’s cheek and his eyes extremely gentle. He turned to get the blanket and carefully covered Chen Liguo.

  “Jiashu.” Lu Zhiyang said softly, “Don’t let me wait too long.”


  Chen Liguo had a good sleep and had a lovely dream filled with making all sorts sauces.

  When he woke up, he found himself lying in Lu Zhiyang’s bedroom. What’s more, the Lu Zhiyang who had forced him had gone missing, it was a bit heartless.

  After waking, Chen Liguo sighed and said, "Really never thought of it."

  System: "……"

  Chen Liguo: “Lu Zhiyang, this big-eyed and bushy-browed chap, could actually do this kind of thing.”


  The system didn’t want to talk.

  Chen Liguo said, "Tong-er, I’m so happy!"

  The system didn’t want to talk to Chen Liguo and threw a pile of sh*t at him.

  Chen Liguo said, "Sure enough, you still love me!"

  The system started the headquarter network again silently gave the Diamond Sutra a hundred sorry’s, just wanting the Diamond Sutra to come back to his arms once again.

  Chen Liguo: "Hey! Lu Zhiyang! Quick transmigration partner! System’s good helper!"

  They were the exact same words, but the effect was totally different what said this time.

  The system said faintly, "Don’t force me."

  Chen Liguo said, “I like you so much. How can I be willing to force you, hehehehe.”


  System: "……" Why is its helper killing it?

  Chen Liguo sighted slowly, no longer talking.

  At first, System thought he was thinking about something serious. After a while, Chen Liguo said, lingering in a memory, “Oral s*x is pretty good.”


  System: "……" Ahhhhhh!!! Really want to beat this person to death ahhhhh!!!

  As Chen Liguo played tricks with his family’s system, Lu Zhiyang came back. He saw Chen Liguo laying in bet motionlessly and very considerately asked, "Are you hungry?"

  Chen Liguo pursed his lips and didn’t talk.

  Lu Zhiyang walked over and touched Chen Liguo’s head. He said, "Mmm, no fever."

  Chen Liguo shook off Lu Zhiyang’s hand.

  Lu Zhiyang didn’t get angry and said gently, "Do you have any classes tomorrow?"

  Chen Liguo didn’t answer. He looked at Lu Zhiyang with moist eyes, like a flustered and exasperated rabbit. Even though it was it terrified, it still had to push back with its feeble claws.

  Lu Zhiyang said, "Don’t be angry, be good."

  Chen Liguo pursed his lips and said quietly, "You, don’t do this to me in the future." He didn’t call him Dad.

  Lu Zhiyang said, "Break up with her, okay?"

  Chen Liguo looked up at Lu Zhiyang and said, "Who?"

  Lu Zhiyang said, "Obviously Le Zhitao."

  Lu Zhiyang even knew the name of the party concerned. Chen Liguo couldn’t depend on it any longer. He looked down, not saying a word.

  Lu Zhiyang said, “You don’t want her to have an accident, do you?”


  Tears began to accumulate in Chen Liguo’s eyes again.

  However, Lu Zhiyang was not soft-hearted this time.

  “Promised me.” Chen Liguo lowered his head and choked with sobs as he said, “If I break up with her, will you let me go?”


  Lu Zhiyang said, “I will not let you go, but I will give you more time.”


  Chen Liguo’s shoulder’s trembled, evidently frightened by this remark.

  Lu Zhiyang said, "How about it?"

  Chen Liguo closed his eyes heavily, looking as if he were trying to expel some bad memories from his mind. Finally, he complied with Lu Zhiyang’s demand, "Okay."

  Lu Zhiyang got the answer he wanted and showed a satisfied smile.

  The Author has something to say:

  Love life, love Baby Guo, love System, refuse to drive. A cup of wine for the driver, two lines of tears for loved ones.

  StormFrost: Hello! As you might’ve noticed, the translator notes are different now! I’m using Melimeli’s method. When you click on the colored word, a pop up of the note would pop up (⌒▽⌒)θ～♪