Henyee

  Henyee

  Xiao Jing and Xiao Sa’s rooms were only separated by a wall, so Xiao Sa heard Xiao Jing’s angry voice, which he found particularly amusing. He walked idly to his room’s balcony and shouted towards Xiao Jing’s room, “Fu*k? Fu*k whom? No four-letter words, okay?”


  Xiao Jing immediately rushed out of his room, then jumped over the balcony and pounced on Xiao Sa, and the two brothers had a fight on the spot.

  The next morning, Tang Xi got up, changed into her school uniform and trotted downstairs with a backpack. When she saw the two panda-eyed men on the table, she was startled. Then she picked up a fried dough stick and soaked it in the soy milk, asking, “Sa, Jing, did you guys run into a thief last night?”


  Yang Jingxian was totally speechless at her two sons, and her facial expression was in sync with her mood. “I really don’t want to acknowledge you two as my sons,” she said helplessly.

  Having learnt his lesson last night, Xiao Hongli immediately followed up on his wife’s statement and said with a smile, “Honey, you are right. It’s enough for us to have Xiao Yao as our son.”


  Yang Jianxian snorted and said, “Do you think your eldest son is good? He is almost thirty, but still doesn’t have a girlfriend or a job and is nowhere in sight all day long. He is even worse than these two!”


  Tang Xi ate her fried dough stick silently—so it turned out even Dad and Mom didn’t know what Yao’s job was. Did his job really concern national secrets? Oh my god, was he some kind of super-agent of the CIA? But these kinds of people usually met tragic ends. It seemed that it was time for her to have a talk with Yao and dissuade him from doing such a dangerous job.

  As if not hearing his mom and dad’s words, Xiao Yao ate a loaf of bread, took a sip of milk and said, “Just now I saw many journalists waiting at the door. What are you going to do about it?”


  Yang Jingxian shrugged nonchalantly as she replied, “I plan to watch the TV at home today and clean up Rourou’s room.”


  Tang Xi blew a kiss at Yang Jingxian with a smiley face, saying, “Thank you, Mom.”


  Yang Jingxian winked at her, and Xiao Sa said, “I don’t want to go to work either. I don’t want to lose face!”


  “Phew, do you think you’re the only one with a face?! Look at my…… my handsome face! It was beaten swollen by you!” Xiao Jing indignantly took a bite of his fried dough stick and took a mouthful of soy milk.

  Xiao Hongli said, “I’ll be driving straight out of the underground garage, so you’d better lock the door.”


  Xiao Yao said, “I’ll send Rourou to school, leaving from the underground garage, but I need Mom to help.”


  Yang Jingxian raised her eyebrows and asked, “What can I help you with?”


  “I saw some people waiting in the underground garage. You go out and draw their attention, and then we can leave from there.”


  Xiao Hongli nodded in agreement with Xiao Yao’s words, saying, “Good idea. Rourou shouldn’t have too much media exposure now.”


  In any case, their daughter’s face would change from time to time. Although they knew their daughter didn’t have plastic surgery, others didn’t know that!

  In particular, when he had woken up this morning, he found that his daughter seemed to have become more beautiful again, which he didn’t know why…… He wondered if his sons had already found out about this.

  Seeing his dad staring at his sister’s face, Xiao Sa turned his eyes to his sister’s face as well. The next second, the spoon in his hand suddenly dropped into his bowl as he said, “Oh my god, Little Rourou! How did your face change again?”


  Tang Xi suddenly paused in the midst of eating her fried dough stick and turned to look at her mom. Yang Jingxian blinked and nodded in astonishment. “It seems that you look a little different from when you came downstairs just now……”


  Xiao Jing also looked up at Tang Xi, and gaped as he said, “Little Rourou, are you really a fairy or something?”


  Tang Xi rushed into the downstairs bathroom, looked at the mirror, and then she screamed. What the hell! Her face hadn’t changed when she was washing her face upstairs. Why had it changed so much now?!

  She hurriedly summoned 008 and asked,

  This wasn’t an upgrade in Face Point but a leap in grade! Her Face Points had improved way too fast!

  [System Prompt: My beautiful little princess, would you like to check your latest experience points?]

  Tang Xi hastened to click ‘Yes’.

  [System Prompt: Currently, your experience points are as follows:

  Experience Points: 182/800

  Trend Points: 2/100

  Physical Points: 15/100

  Face Points: 50/100

  Figure Points: 15/100

  Charm Points: 30/100

  Revenge Points: 20/100

  Wealth Points: 10/100

  Face Slapping Points: 40/100]

  Tang Xi was dumbfounded. How was it that these experience points had increased so much overnight? And her Face Points had increased by 25%! Now there was only 50 percent left! And Face Slapping Points had also increased by 20 percent! She could hardly believe it!

  Oh, she was really shocked! It was totally unexpected!

  [System: My cute little princess, you successfully slapped the faces of Xiao Hongyi and his family, and Xiao Jinning is almost finished, so you’ve almost avenged Xiao Rou. These are the experience points gifted by the system, which are randomly added to each item. I hope you are satisfied.]

  Tang Xi widened her eyes. Satisfied! I’m very satisfied! If you don’t suddenly add the experience points all at once and let me decide how to deal with them instead, I will be even more satisfied!

  Look at her experience points now. Her Martial Points were too few! Only two percent? If she were in any danger of being kidnapped, she would be at the mercy of bandits! She really didn’t want to see that happen!

  [System: My cute little princess, you have the omnipotent ystem 008 with you, so even if you’re kidnapped, you’ll be fine, and don’t forget you still have an all-purpose skill that you can use for two hours a day……]

  Hearing 008 trying to speak cutely with its robotic voice, Tang Xi got goosebumps all over her body and the corners of her eyes twitched. “Can you stop speaking like that?”


  [System: Sorry, my cute little princess. You are too beautiful today, so I can’t get back to normal……]

  Tang Xi couldn’t help but laugh out loud. Then she shut down the system and walked out of the bathroom. Looking at the crowd outside, she said awkwardly, “I’ve told you I am a little fairy, but you didn’t believe me……”


  The crowd: “.……”

  But her face changed so fast that they could hardly accept it.