I had completely forgotten about the agreement with Dong Xiaoye. So inevitably I felt a little bit guilty. I laughed ingratiatingly, “Don’t get angry, women are easy to get old when they get angry. Besides, you are so young and beautiful, don’t call yourself an old woman this, old woman that, be elegant, otherwise, you won’t look like a lady-”


  “This old woman is not a lady, so I don’t have to act like one! Elegant? I just want to be energetic!” The girl interrupted impolitely without waiting for me to finish speaking, her tone became very cold and asked sternly: “Stop changing the subject, where are you now?”


  I was dazed for a second and immediately reacted. It turns out that she was still thinking about beating me up at this moment. I took a look at Chu Yuan, who was looking at me curiously while holding a new type of mobile phone next to me, and hurriedly said: “I am busy working-”


  “Bullshit!” Elder Sister Tiger’s word was very vulgar, she seemed to have been waiting for me to say this word, and couldn’t wait to yell, “I couldn’t reach you yesterday, so I went directly to your company. A woman named Liu Xinlei told me that you punk are off this weekend! You are not working overtime at all, but went on a date with your girlfriend!”


  I was just lying to her that I was busy working in the company, but fortunately, she cut off my words. However, her strong attitude also annoyed me, “Isn’t dating work too?” !”


  “What kind of dating is work? !”


  “Life’s work!” I said, ” Is it not important to find your life partner? Isn’t it important to get married and have children? If I can’t get married and be a bachelor forever, are you going to take responsibility for that? ! Moreover, what kind of attitude is this? Yelling and shouting as soon as I answered the phone.”


  “I…” Dong Xiaoye was speechless when I questioned her. It took a long time before she mumbled: “You started dating yesterday. It should be over now, right?” The inability to answer my question does not mean she believes me.

  “No, I’m shopping with my girlfriend.” After all, the last time when Mo Fei’s mother was visited by a group of gangsters, it was her, who helped me, and she also gave me a ride, so I owed her a favor. Moreover, I also indeed promised her, so it was not easy to refuse her too directly. However, the bite marks around my body made me have a psychological fear of the sturdy woman. Dong Xiaoye, this woman would even draw her gun for no reason, so God knows if she would bite off a chunk of meat from me when she beat me up…


  Chu Yuan didn’t know who I was talking to on the phone. Hearing I said that I was shopping with my girlfriend, she couldn’t help but frown and look around in confusion.

  “Shopping? This time?” Dong Xiaoye was a woman after all, and she was a criminal policewoman. So naturally, she felt suspicious, “Really? Then you let me hear her voice.”


  “I always thought we were friends. Your suspiciousness really disappointed me,” I calmly put my phone in front of Chu Yuan and asked her with a smile, “Baby, what shall we eat tonight?”


  Chu Yuan was dazed for a second, and subconsciously said, “I haven’t thought about it yet…”


  “Now are you happy?” Before Chu Yuan could say more, I retracted my hand and continued to say to Dong Xiaoye: “We are going to have a meal together tonight. I really don’t have time for you. Anyway, I will contact you when I have time. Bye~ .”


  In the business hall, there was a lot of noise. It was impossible for Dong Xiaoye to recognize that the voice that had just spoken was Chu Yuan, so she said anxiously, “Wait!”


  “Is there anything else?” I deliberately pretended to be in a dilemma, “you should understand, right? It is not convenient for me to talk right now, my girlfriend has already started to become suspicious…”


  Chu Yuan finally realized that I was using her as a shield. Suddenly, a little hand came over and pinched fiercely on the tender flesh of my waist. Her eyes were fierce, and she was gritting her teeth furiously, but fortunately, she didn’t expose my lie.

  No matter how thick-skinned Dong Xiaoye was, she also felt embarrassed, then she almost begged me: “Then can you not give me an accurate time at least? I have been waiting for a month!”


  If this was heard by other people who didn’t know what was going on, they would definitely think that I was a playboy, and I was arranging a date with Elder Sister Tiger, but in fact, the reason why this petty-minded woman wanted to beg me was that she wanted to specific date so she could beat me up! Damn, do you really not like me that much? !

  “Next weekend, if I have a holiday next weekend, I will definitely make an appointment with you.”


  I casually gave her an empty promise, and then hung up the phone. Only then did my little sister ask me in a cold voice, “Which hussy is it this time?”


  “Hussy?” I prised open Chu Yuan’s hand that was still pinching my waist, and then smiled: “Bratty girl, it’s Officer Xiaoye, your elder sister Dong.”


  “Her?” Chu Yuan frowned, “Why is she looking for you?”


  I smiled bitterly, but I was also happy to brag about myself in front of my little sister to show off how awesome her elder brother was, “When we were catching thief last time, she made a fool of herself, but I helped to subdue the thief and gave her all the credit, but she didn’t like it, and she is not convinced that I am better than her, so she challenges me and insists on comparing her fighting skills with me. It is so annoying.” I didn’t dare to say that Dong Xiaoye was annoyed that I took advantage of her. That was why she wanted to beat me up. Otherwise, Chu Yuan would definitely chop me into pieces and feed them to dogs…


  “Is, is it…” Chu Yuan blushed, turned her head shyly, pouted her thin lips, and hummed: “But even if she wants to make an appointment with you, you shouldn’t use me as a shield, I am your little sister, not…not your girlfriend.”


  I laughed and said: “That was just an excuse that I used to fool her. Are you taking it seriously?”


  “Who takes it seriously? !”


  Chu Yuan’s shy pink face was flushing, and was about to hit me. The young sales lady just happened to turn around and say with a smile: “Sir, are you satisfied with this phone?”


  “Oh, yes,” I nodded in satisfaction, “just this model.”


  The young saleslady smiled sweetly, “Both?”


  “Two?” I was confused, only to realize that Chu Yuan was still holding a red one in her hand. It was turned out it was the phone she was about to hit me with.

  “This is a pair of Couple Handsets, one red and one blue, just like you and this young lady.” The saleslady’s mouth is very sweet, but… did she just misunderstand something? !

  “Couple Handsets? !”


  “Yeah,” the saleslady turned her face, speaking directly to Chu Yuan, “If you buy a pair of couple handsets, there is a 30% discount, miss, the mobile phone you are using is still a product from two years ago, try this one. It’s a new one that just came out this year. Not only does it have all the functions you need, but the design is also very cute, don’t you think so? What’s even rarer is that it is a natural match with the one in your boyfriend’s hands. Isn’t it too pitiful if those two phones are separated? If lovers like you two own them, they will surely bless your love. ”


  What kind of bullshit theory is this?! I was completely speechless. What kind of saleswoman are you? You think my little sister is still young, so you want to fool her, don’t you?!

  Being misunderstood as lovers, Chu Yuan also shyly gave me a bashful glance, then lowered her head quickly, but she was reluctant to put the red phone back, “Hmm… My phone indeed seems to be very outdated…”


  Someone’s elder brother: “…”


  Damn it… Bratty girl wants a new phone!

  “Fine, I will buy this pair.”


  The saleslady immediately said with joy: “Thank you, sir, thank you, miss. May your love last forever~”


  Uh…I am too lazy to clarify anything now.

  The bratty girl held my arm with one hand, and held the box with the new mobile phone tightly in her arms like a baby. After we left the shop, she suddenly whispered, “Don’t get the wrong idea!”


  I was feeling sad because I had spent my entire month’s salary this weekend, so hearing what Chu Yuan said, I couldn’t help but feel confused, “What the wrong idea?”


  “I…I just think that I should change my phone. I didn’t want this because I like it,” Chu Yuan emphasized to me with a blushing face, “Only when these two phones are bought together, you will get a 30% discount. I’m trying to save money for you. It’s not because they are a pair of couple handsets. So don’t get the wrong idea!”