Chapter 3829 - A Perfect Match (21)
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The actor, however, was very serious. He pointed at her and said, “Because this is my body.”
“No way!” Liang Yin immediately rejected the idea!
The scenario of having a grown man bathe her, no matter how she thought about it, was too strange!
The man was at a loss for a reaction. “Miss, isn’t this double standard of yours a little too much?”
Liang Yin turned a bright scarlet and said, “A woman bathing is… is different from a man bathing!”
“Different in what way?”
“There …” Liang lowered her head, her face flushed. “Girls have to wash their private parts!”
“Rubbish.” The actor said awkwardly, “Men have to wash their private parts too!”
“…”
“…”
They were both silent.
Liang Yin glared at him. Hua Jin looked awkward as well.
“Ahem… well then…” The actor cleared his throat and said solemnly, “At most, when I wash, I won’t give it such a serious wash… I mean, not so deeply…”
He spoke extremely vaguely.
Liang Yin’s face turned even redder. “Hey!”
“What?”
“You… you’re not allowed to touch places you shouldn’t!”
“Do you think I want to touch it?”
“Who knows?”
The actor’s face reddened with embarrassment. “Although I’ve always wondered what it would feel like being a woman, I’m not happy at all that I’ve become one! I’m a victim, too. Don’t make it look like I’ve brought a disaster upon you!”
Liang Yin got angry as well, “If you dare to touch something you shouldn’t, I’ll do it too!”
“Go ahead then.”
“Fine!” Liang Yin crossed her arms and grunted matter-of-factly. “I used to wonder what it was like for a man to have his balls crushed.”
“You…” Hua Jin widened his eyes and pointed at her and said sternly, “You’d better not mess around with it! It could cost me my life!”
“Cost you your life?”
“Really, really… That place is the most vulnerable part of a man!” Just imagining it gave Hua Jin goosebumps, as if he was experiencing it himself.
That was where a man was most vulnerable!
Previously, when he was filming a scene where he had to be suspended by a wire, the crew member in charge got careless and almost plunged him into the lake. He accidentally crashed into the railing by the lake. Although it did not hit the bullseye, it very nearly cost him his line of descendants. And even though it caught him slightly off-center, it still hurt like hell. In front of the visiting media, he had to force a smile and pretend that nothing had happened.
That feeling was simply unforgettable.
“Well then…” Liang Yin suddenly said, “Let’s make an agreement.”
“What?”
“You’re not allowed to use your hands where you can just rinse with water.”
The actor agreed.
Liang Yin added, “Oh, by the way, try to wash in the bathtub less often.”
“Why?”
“Showers are better for women.”
“Got it.” He shot her a sudden glance. “When exactly do you plan to shower?”
“Now… now then…”
“What are you waiting for?” The actor urged, “It would be bad if I caught a cold! My constitution has always been poor.”
On this, Liang Yin slowly got to her feet. She stood by the bathroom door, seemingly undecided. Hua Jin came up behind her and gave her a kick, saying, “Wash me properly! Come out only when I’m clean and fragrant!”
“You actually kicked…”
Without waiting for her to protest, the man shut the door and walked to the sofa, where he lay down in a relaxed manner.