Inside his dorm room, Ben sat on his bed, squinting at the next achievement he received.

  [Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievement: Scrotorola(fine) - Have sex with one woman while another licks your testicles as they roll over her during your motions]

  [Distributing reward: PUA Points +500]

  "Hello Scroto……"

  [Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievement: Sharing a Tuna Flavored Popsicle(fine) - After having vaginal sex with one woman, receive oral sex from another during the same session]

  [Distributing reward: PUA Points +500]

  "Sharing is caring……"

  Ben may not have been perfect, but he always held fast to the fundamental principles of sucksociety……

  [Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievement: Brooklyn Bridge(fine) - Have one woman ride you cowgirl, while another sits on your face]

  [Distributing reward: PUA Points +500]

  Smiling, he was proud of the structure he built. After all, he spent countless hours in his youth dreaming up such an architectural wonder……having spent many frustrating hours toiling over the blueball-prints……

  Yet, yesterday at last, he finished his dream cumstruction……

  "A feat of modern Bengineering……"

  [Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievement: Humanoid Tentacle Monster(rare) - Give orgasms simultaneously to two women using different body parts ]

  [Distributing reward: PUA Points +1000]

  Ben didn’t mind the hidden insult. Getting these points only improved his mood. He felt tentacular……

  [Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievement: Hate Fu*k(fine) - Have rough sex with a woman for revenge]

  [Distributing reward: PUA Points +500]

  ’Where it lacks in points, it makes up for in psychological benefits……’


  [Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievement: Tennessee Turnaround(rare) - Reverse blackmail a woman into sex]

  [Distributing reward: PUA Points +1000]

  Ben’s feelings were mixed on this one. ’The real credit should go to Miyuki. At most, I’d be an accessory……’


  [Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievement: Holey Trinity(repeatable, epic) - Have a threesome to completion with at least one woman who hasn’t participated in this achievement before]

  [Distributing reward: PUA Points +5000]

  After continuous cumtivation of the Dao of Plow, Ben was now touching the edge of the divine realm!

  "Yuss!" Seeing it was another epic, he fist-pumped! That was three epics so far! What’s more—this was repeatable!

  He believed the system was setting him on the right path for once!

  [Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievement: Homemade Waterfall(rare) - Creampie a woman, then have the sperm leak out of her into another woman’s mouth]

  [Distributing reward: PUA Points +1000]

  ’This is why waterfalls are classic training spots for cum fu……’


  [Congratulations! You’ve unlocked the Achievement: Trick and Treat (uncommon) - Trick a girl into thinking she’s going to be pregnant when she isn’t]

  [Distributing reward: PUA Points +200]

  Although this was one of the achievements with the fewest points, Ben felt it held understated sentimental value……

  Reaching the end of his achievements, he looked at his points. With what he gained now, combined with those he saved before and the Slow Cosby achievement he received when Miyuki fell in love with him, that brought the points total to……33000!

  Ben’s jaw dropped!

  He hurried to open the store page to see what he could buy, to discover……there was nothing new……

  "33000 still isn’t enough?" He knitted his brows, thinking it over. ’5x is the multiplier between epic and rare, which is also the difference between the high level mystery boss and the mid level. Since 25000 showed nothing new, then maybe the next purchasable item will be of an even higher multiplier than 5x…… How high though? 10x? More?’


  Sighing, he decided to put it aside for now. The system never told him about hidden features unless it was a troll, so there was no way to know. Ben also chose not to spend the points yet, because there were a lot more rewards he needed to review.

  For example, he received a new title!

  [Congratulations! You’ve unlocked a new title: Virgin Surgeon, M.D.(uncommon)]

  [Conditions met: Have sex with five virgins]

  ’Finally finished my residency in the vagina……’


  He rushed to open his title screen.

  [Virgin Surgeon, M.D.(uncommon): You are skilled with your instruments. When having sex with a virgin, your penis will not cause pain]

  Ben didn’t understand how that would work, but he didn’t care to. The important thing was that his d*ck was now officially magic……

  As far as titles went though, this one didn’t seem too useful, but since he didn’t expect it in the first place, it was still a pleasant surprise. "I guess I could consider it a utility skill for the uterus……"

  Besides that, he got another big win out of the run-in, run-out, run-in with Camila……

  Ben completed his monthly challenge!

  [Congratulations! You’ve completed the Monthly Challenge: Two and a Half-Some - have a threesome……with two women]

  [Reward: Stat Point(Random) x1]

  [Punishment: Stat Point(Random) -1]

  [Completion status: 1/1

  He ended up finishing it way faster than he expected. ’Could this be the tipping point……where I break through the bottleneck into the better side of weak->strong? Will girls start falling for me at a casual glance? Will I finally get the OP tag?’


  Soon later though, he facepalmed……because he realized he set up enough flags for a military funeral……

  "Forget it……which stat did it go to?"

  [Distributing reward: Stat Point(Random) x1]

  [Assigning Stat: Manliness +1]

  Ben closed his eyes, as he sensed his natural assertiveness increasing. "Wow, this is……" Then, he opened them and sat there blinking, because he discovered even his voice became a tad deeper. "Is it raising my testosterone level?"

  It was impossible to tell for sure, but Ben heard from Beluga that high testosterone was a common trait in what most people considered masculine men. Testosterone, or T in bro speak, was one of the key hormones in men.

  With high T-levels came a series of other traits: more muscle mass, a deeper voice, more body hair, a higher sex drive, along with a multitude of health benefits. It was even theorized that high T-levels attracted women, making it a good idea to raise your T, if you wanted to put P in V……

  On top of that, the benefits weren’t limited to health and dating.

  It was common scientific knowledge that testosterone was important for competitiveness. Both in sports and business, top competitors tended to have higher T-levels. Now that Ben realized manliness raised testosterone, he had a better understanding of the role the stat played in his pick up artist system. As a result, he even modified some of his future plans.

  Ben had wanted to do more research about raising T-levels because he heard there were many natural methods to do so, but with the system handling it, he could now focus on raising his manliness stat instead. Wanting to see where he was with that, he opened his stats screen to read the description.

  [Manliness: (+1)7 - At most, only half a b*tch……]

  "Why is it still half?!?"……

  Ben shook his head…… Wasn’t 7 pretty high? It was! So why must he eat insults?

  He didn’t bother asking the system though, because he already knew that even if she responded, it would be with those three little words, and that didn’t refer to "I love you," but "go f*ck yourself……"

  Instead, Ben checked his challenges screen, to see what his new monthly mission would be.