After a hard day’s work, Ben was chilling on his bed, feeling good, as a man who just jizzed all over an elevator should……

  There were a lot of things lightening his mood:

  Laura and what became of her……

  The points and rewards he was about to eat.

  And the fact that he didn’t have to clean up the elevator.

  It wasn’t that he was rude. It’s that he was thinking of the janitors. In reality, this was creating jobs. Literally……

  With that in mind, certain words flowed from Ben’s noggin’.……a remastered little lullaby from a man named Vanilla Ice, called…… "Ice Ice Baby."

  "Yo see-my-D let’s kick it

  Ice ice baby

  Ice ice baby

  All right stop, don’t need to bate cause listen

  Ben is back from a brand new dimension

  Magic leaf, grabs a hold of you tightly

  Flow out so much poon daily and nightly

  Will it ever stop yo, I don’t know

  Turn off the lights, and it’ll glow

  Like a sex dream, they rock my mic like a vandal

  Light up a stage and pump a hump and manhandle

  Pants! Go down to the speaker that booms

  I’m killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom

  That leaf, is gonna play a dope melody

  Anything less than the best is a felony

  Love it or leave it, better not gain weight

  You better hit bull’s eye the kid don’t play

  If there was a problem, yo I’ll solve it

  Unless it’s the elevator cause I involve it

  Ice ice baby vanilla

  Ice ice baby vanilla

  Ice ice baby vanilla

  Ice ice baby vanilla

  Now that the party is humping

  With the bass kicked in and the vag’s are pumpin’


  Quick to the point to the point no faking

  I’m cooking MC’s like a pound of bacon

  Burning them if you ain’t quick and nimble

  Follow the stratagems, it’s that simple

  And a big bat with a souped-up tempo

  I’m on a roll and it’s time to go hole-o

  Rollin’ with my 7.0

  With my mush-tip up so my nuts get blown

  The girlies on standby waving just to say hi

  Did you stop no I just rode by

  On elevator to the next stop

  I busted a nut and I’m heading to the next notch

  The c*ck was dead yo so I continued to floor 1-1 — Male’s Health Magazine!

  Girl was hot, prefer glasses to bikinis

  So I hid the sausage like Houdini

  Jealous ’cause I’m out getting mine

  Laura with a vayge and Ben with a vine

  Ready for the humps on the wall

  The chick acting ill cause she’s slapped with my balls

  Cumshots! Rang out like a bell

  I grabbed my vine all I heard were yells

  Falling off the man-meat real fast

  Jumped out the door slapped out the ass

  Bumper to bumper the elevator’s packed

  I’m trying to get away before these jackers jack!

  Grease on the scene you know what I mean

  They passed me up confronted all the yogurt fiends

  If there was a problem, yo I’ll solve it

  Unless it’s the elevator cause I involve it

  Ice ice baby vanilla

  Ice ice baby vanilla

  Ice ice baby vanilla

  Ice ice baby vanilla

  Get head’ cause I’m a lyrical poet

  Mommy’s on the scene just in case you didn’t know it

  My pound that created all the ass sounds

  Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground

  ’Cause my style is a chemical spill

  Feasible rhymes that you can envision and feel

  Cumducted and formed

  It’s a hell of a cumcept

  We make em’ wipe and you don’t wanna step on this!

  Sausage on the fade, hides like a ninja, pours like a Gatorade

  So fast! Other MCs say damn~

  If my rhyme was a drug I’d sell it by the gram

  Keep my composure when it’s time to get loose

  Magnetized by the mic while I get that juice

  If there was a problem, yo I’ll solve it

  Unless it’s the elevator cause I involve it

  Ice ice baby vanilla

  Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla

  Ice ice baby vanilla

  Ice ice baby vanilla ice

  Yo man let’s get out of here

  Word to your mother

  Ice ice baby too cold

  Ice ice baby too cold too cold

  Ice Ice baby too cold too cold

  Ice ice baby too cold too cold"

  Ben was feeling great after he laid down his lyrical poetry……

  However, in the end, it was all about the points, which is why Ben couldn’t keep that stupid grin off his face because they were a’comin. Yet, today, he had something even better than that.

  [Monthly Challenge: Keep It in the Family - Seduce a woman who is at least a 7 in looks and a legal or blood relative of a woman you’ve slept with]

  [Reward: Stat Point(Random) x1]

  [Punishment: Plus or minus one testicle……depending]

  [Completion status: 1/1]

  [Distributing reward: Stat Point(Random) x1]

  [Assigning Stat: Knowledge +1]

  Ben closed his eyes as he felt his knowledge expand and become clearer, He was growing wiser, more astute, in the areas he was familiar with:

  Memes……

  D*ck jokes……

  Ass, titties, and fart jokes……

  ’Why is it all this sh*t?!?’ Ben opened his eyes in a fury……

  Wasn’t he at least good at marketing and some book knowledge, so why was he feeling like all the nonsense was being reinforced…… He sighed. ’Whatever, this might be my destiny……’ Ben was willing to go with the flow.

  Besides, there was something more important to take a look at now. Having cumpleted his very worrisome monthly challenge, that now meant he had a new one to look forward to, or perhaps, a new difficulty to deal with——

  *Author’s Note: Thank you for all your support! There may be occasional days where chapters are late because my schedule has become a little challenging due to personal matters. However, I’ll do my best to post everything on time. Please don’t forget to vote every day! Thanks again!