With the battle of the mushroom and the bamboo shoot over, we went through the forest.

  Laura leaks admiration.

  「Woooooow……!」


  A beautiful view extends as far as the eyes can see, a sea of white flowers blooms on the vast hill.

  White flowers.

  White flowers.

  White flowers.

  White flowers.

  White flowers.

  White flowers.

  Birds chirping.

  White flowers.

  White flowers.

  White flowers.

  White flowers.

  White flowers.

  The warm sunlight.

  White flowers.

  White flowers.

  White flowers.

  White flowers.

  White flowers.

  That kinda feeling.

  「What a wonderful scenery! If I were to use the language of the Goddess, it can only be described as beautiful!」


  But the word beautiful is an English word, but it was taken over by this useless goddess.

  In fact, I wonder what kind of language does this useless goddess actually speak. We will never know.

  It’s common in a fantasy-like world with monsters and magic to have their own language, and we will be granted magic to translate the words.

  Maybe if I squinted my eyes and narrowed it down, I just might be able to hear what she’s talking, but honestly I couldn’t care less.

  If the food’s good and the breast’s soft, nothing else matters.

  Also if the butt is perky.

  I squish her butt.

  「Kyaaaaaaaaaa!!!」


  Being squished, she jumped up with her face dyed red.

  「What are you doing touching me so nonchalantly! Keima you pervert!

  If you wanna touch them, tell me beforehand!」


  「So you’ll let me touch them if I ask?」


  「W-……Well, just for a bit……is fine?」


  Now this is the normal goddess I know.

  Firmly declaring, I touched her breasts.

  Squeeze, squish.

  Fondling them gently so as not to hurt her, I looked at the white flowers.

  「It looks a little bit, wilted?」


  「It’s because they did not get the nutrients from the milk from the milk clouds……」


  「But those clouds are being taken by the air pirates……」


  「And the two aren’t anywhere to be seen either.」


  「Let’s wait then.」


  I let go of Laura.

  「Ice needle――And then……! Shovel!」


  Using the shovel I made out of ice, I made a stack of snow.

  And build an igloo.

  「Alright.」


  「What’s『alright』?」


  「It’s warm inside. Even though we ate some hot cherries, it’s not good to stay outdoors for too long.」


  「How would building a house made out of snow be warm!

  I’m smart I tell you! You can’t try to fool me!」


  Her head is really useless.

  「B-……But if Keima were to ask politely, I might think about it…………」


  「If you don’t want to, you can stay outside. I’m going in.」


  「Fuee?!!」


  「If Keima-dono is so confident……」


  「I’m a little skeptical, but since we’re here, might as well.」


  「Me too……」


  「Fuee?!?!」


  Lolona, Milky, Marien and Femille all entered.

  「That’s everybody. Ice needle.」


  I made some iron bars out of ice needles to close the entrance, so Laura could not enter.

  「Fueeeen?! Wa- wait a minute Keima! Keimaaaa!!!」


  Laura grabs the bar like a prisoner, and desperately tries to reach her hands in.

  「It’s not like I don’t want to enter, but I also don’t want to be left alone!

  Fueen! Fueeeeeeen!」


  The stupid Laura is making some stupid noise.

  Can’t help it.

  I removed the bars.

  「Fueeeen……」


  And she enters.

  ◆


  There were no air pirates spotted, so we spent the time sleeping inside the igloo.

  We were eating the hot cherries, so we didn’t freeze to death.

  And, the next morning.

  「Keima, Keima! Look up! The sky! Fueen!」


  Laura shakes my body as she speaks in a mysterious language.

  We went out.

  A fairytale-style cloud was floating in the sky. There were 8 of them.

  「Isn’t it kinda close?!」


  Laura’s right, in terms of clouds, this is too close to the ground.

  The fairytale clouds are somewhere around the rooftop of an apartment.

  「Those are the milk clouds! Since the milk is heavy, I was told that that’s the reason why it’s lower than normal clouds!」


  「I see.」


  Then――Over there.

  「It’s here today as well! Everyone, get ‘em!」


  A woman on a white sea serpent was flying towards the clouds.

  She has purple long hair in a sailor uniform. The wings on both sides of her head truly spell fantasy.

  The white serpent opens its mouth and swallows the clouds.

  「So those are the air pirates!」


  「Ice Needle!」


  「Wow!」


  The woman barely avoids the magic.

  However, she lost her balance.

  She looks like a stag that was just sprayed with insecticide.

  「What are you doing all of a sudden!」


  「Those clouds are needed to nourish these flowers. So I advice you not to take them.」


  「I don’t know about that! And even if there was a good reason, as if I’ll listen to your orders!」


  The woman rushes towards us.

  「You might have some skills, but let me teach you a lesson who’s above who!

  Swallow everything into the vortex, darkness that is deeper than darkness itself――――」


  The spear that she was holding, glowed in blue as she plunged towards me.

  「Please be careful! That woman is incredibly strong! Even if Lolona-san, an A Rank adventurer, might have some difficulties fighting solo!」


  「You will regret ever disturbing me――――Eatーーーーーーーthis! ! !」


  I punched the spear midair.

  It rotates upwards and falls on the ground.

  「That’s weak.」


  「I don’t think the speed of that attack earlier was that easy to counter……」


  「Even I can’t dodge that. And I wonder if I can even receive such a hit.……」


  「I can’t even see it!」


  Femille and Lolona were impressed, but Laura was puffing her chest as if she did something.

  Why the hell did she act as though she was the one deflecting the spear.

  Well whatever.

  It’s more important to catch the air pirates…………。


  「Wait, she’s gone?」


  「Silver Dragon! Silver Dragon!」


  It seems like the woman was calling the serpents name.

  「I must not get involved with that man! He’s extremely strong!

  It’s best not to resist him, it’s like fighting against the rain and wind!」


  Her first thing is running away in godspeed.

  「You really do look like an invisible warrior now! That’s so refreshing!」


  Laura was evaluating.

  It feels like I’m the bad person in this scene.

  However, it’s also troublesome if she runs away, so I threw a snowball aiming at her head.

  「Ahhh!」


  The snowball hit the woman’s butt, and her entire body shivers.

  『Grrr……』


  The Sea Serpeant called〈Silver Dragon〉wasn’t able to move and was sad.

  I tied the woman up.

  ◆


  「Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ! ! !」


  The tied up woman was wailing.

  「I don’t wanna die in this strange world! Never! I want to go back to my original world right now !!!」


  「Your original world?」


  「My name is Lindis＝Amakusa! A strong and cool pirate! One day, I was caught in a storm and before I realise, I ended up in this place!」


  「And why did you take those clouds then?」


  「They were sweet and delicious, Silver Dragon loves it as well so I let it be!」


  The pirate blurted out everything and started crying to me, wanting to go home.

  「Oi, Laura.

  Can’t you tell whether this woman is lying or not with your power?」


  Laura holds Lindis’s head, and starts sniffing it.

  「It’s true that she came from a different world! She has that different world smell!」


  「Have you been called here?」


  「If anything, I felt like she was being cast away!

  There’s no god’s scent!

  I think she was genuinely being swept away by space and time!」


  「Is there no way to bring her back?」


  「You want to do that for her?!」


  「It’s bad if we leave her be. And if we throw her into prison, it’ll keep me awake forever.

  If we bring her back to her own world, then everything will be peaceful.」


  「You’re a good person～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～」


  Lindis cried even more as she did aヽ(ＴдＴ)? face.

  「You really are a gentleman to everyone besides me……」


  Laura murmurs.

  「Well well, it’s better than being horrible to everyone but me.」


  However, her cheeks are red.