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  But when I saw Kyle playing with his motorbike, I felt he wasn’t faking his innocent expression.

  He spoke to me through his translator.

  “I never put marijuana in your bag. Why would I give it to you when you don’t even smoke it.”


  “Are you joking, why would I frame you because you’re a rival. I always advocate for a fair competition regardless if it’s for picking up girls or anything else.”


  He showed the ‘hemorrhoid’ word that was tattooed on his shoulder.

  “You see this? I consider myself an honorable warrior. I would never pull petty tricks. If you don’t help me get Ai Mi, we will have a fair fight.”


  He probably heard me and Xiao Qin call her Ai Mi. Now no one on set calls her Miss Ai Mi’er anymore.

  “I do everything in the open and fight fairly. If I lose, I’ll still be a gentleman and give you guys a congratulatory call before your honeymoon!”


  Shut up, who would go on a honeymoon with their own sister.

  Despite not admitting he framed me, Kyle did tell me a while back someone stole 50g of marijuana from him.

  “Tsk, not sure which bastard did it, don’t take other people’s stuff even if you have a craving. It’s not easy getting this stuff in China.”


  Even though I believed there was no way Kyle could act so innocent with his intelligence (even if he is an actor), but I still decided to fight him and decide later.

  “Sure.” Kyle agreed, “We warriors are willing to accept any challenge, but this match should be unrelated to any petty frame-ups, the goal of this match is to win Ai Mi.”


  Hey, wait, what does Ai Mi have to do with this?

  “Everything.” Kyle tossed his motorbike on the ground and got ready for a fight, “Whoever wins will be Ai Mi’s boyfriend.”


  Wait a second. I won’t fight if that’s the reason. Of course, I can’t lose to you, but if I win, I can’t pick up my own sister.

  Right at this moment, Ai Mi and Peng TouSi walked over leisurely along the grass. When she saw our nervous confrontation, her eyes lit up and she raised her arms childishly and shouted:

  “Are you going to fight? Great, manservant, hurry up and open the arc reactor on your chest and use 10,000 hp to finish him off.”


  Only Iron Man has an arc reactor, and where would I get 10,000 hp, do you think I’m Astro Boy? Can you not spout nonsense.

  Ai Mi stood on my side without any hesitation, but Kyle didn’t seem dejected.

  “Hmph, although the female goddess is in your favor, I will not lose.”


  “Wait, pause.” I waved, “It’s not a good time, nor is it a good reason, let’s fight some time else.”


  Kyle laughed and raised his voice:

  “What, is the Chinese kid getting scared? If you want to run, I’ll replace you as Ai Mi’s boyfriend.”


  The old translator was actually able to translate Kyle’s shameless words. Ai Mi heard everything and realized the two men were like animals fighting for the right to copulate, and she was the target. Even the nontraditional Ai Mi blushed.

  “How, how vulgar. You’re clearly only lowly beings and you have the audacity to set your own contract, you should both go die.”


  Although that’s what she said, she still remained in her spot and wanted to see the results of the fight.

  Kyle clenched his fists and took a fighting posture. He took a deep breath and right when he was about to attack, Ai Mi yelled stop.

  “An empty-handed fight is boring, it’s the 21st century. Let me provide some weapons.”


  Then, she called 005 and told him to bring a baseball bat and handed it to Kyle.

  Kyle gazed at the solid aluminum bat and felt as if he had received the goddess’ care and he almost cried tears of passion.

  On the other side, Peng TouSi pulled something black, short, and small out of his pocket and casually handed it to me.

  This…… it’s been said the smaller the weapon, the riskier it is to its user as you have to get in closer range. Ai Mi, are you trying to screw your brother over?

  But when I took a closer look, even Kyle was dumbfounded. Because I was holding a small .22 caliber pistol in my hands.

  Fuck, it almost scared me to death. Even if the safety was on, you never get the chance to come into contact with a gun in China. Also, it’s a firearm versus a melee weapon, how is this a fair fight.

  Kyle originally raised his bat with confidence and struck a pose…… but I have a gun, how is he going to hit the bullet back.

  Ai Mi did not feel it was unfair. She raised one hand like a referee and shouted:

  “Are you ready. When I say start, you will both press your triggers.”


  Kyle’s face turned blue.

  How does a bat have a trigger? Is this a fight or an execution? You’re being way too biased.

  Right when we were all having fun, Auntie Ren rushed out from the sides. She took my gun at a speed I couldn’t follow and sent Kyle’s bat flying with a kick.

  “What are you guys doing!” She berated us, “Do you guys have nothing else to do and you’re even using dangerous weapons? If you want to be hit, I can satisfy your desires.”


  I lowered my head in embarrassment and Kyle immediately stood straight. He worshipped Auntie Ren like a god. From his perspective, Auntie Ren is a perfect embodiment of the mysteriousness and greatness of East Oriental women.

  Ai Mi said: “Tsk, boring”, and left by herself. Peng TouSi had a smile and asked Auntie Ren for the weapons.

  Auntie Ren scolded me in Chinese and scolded Kyle in English. She gave up a beating and forced us to reconcile and shake hands.

  I reluctantly shook hands with Kyle, but he was sincere. Is he grateful I didn’t pull the trigger?

  He even cordially said farewell when he had to go on scene. He didn’t use a translator, but instead spoke with butchered Chinese:

  “I have something (love affair) to do, I’ll meet (rape) you in the afternoon.” (TN: words in brackets are the words he’s using incorrectly)

  Shut up, I’ll rape you.

  Wait, no, that kind of sounds like I’m admitting I’m gay.