Xing Xing was unwilling at first and said with a frown:

  “If word gets out we showered a man, the Five Tiger Squad will be labelled as perverts in our line of work.”


  I thought in my mind why anyone would even gossip about useless people in that line of work. Even if there are rumors, it would be about how you guys are dumb and rich. They would be thinking about how to extract as much money as possible from you cash cows.

  I put my hands behind my back, then I adopted the pose of a triad boss and said sternly:

  “What do you understand? This is a hard to come by opportunity where I’m teaching you how to deal with a corpse.”


  Xing Xing was stupefied, then his eyes were filled with deep respect like he was about to prostrate himself on the floor towards me.

  “Brother Ye, it’s a real wake-up call. When I follow you to hack people later on, we’re bound to hack up tens or hundreds of people. Even if you have someone protecting you, we can’t leave the corpses alone. As long as we destroy it, the police can’t do anything. “


  Who the hell do I have protecting me?

  The Five Tigers were eager to participate when they saw it as a corpse disposal exercise. They were able to finally decide Tiger 2 and Tiger 3 would handle the task after rock-paper-scissors.

  “Remember to use warm water.” I warned, “It wouldn’t be like disposing of a corpse if you woke him with cold water.”


  Xing Xing took out his Apple iPhone 5 and took notes seriously: Don’t use cold water to wash a corpse, otherwise, the corpse will awake.

  Fuck, do you think this is a zombie film? If cold water can raise the dead, then I should change professions to a doctor.

  They stripped Shu Zhe clean in front of me and submerged his dirty clothes in a tray full of water to prevent smells from leaking.

  During the process, I took a look at Shu Zhe’s phone, there were seven missed calls from Xiao Li. I scrolled up and saw a text he sent to the class leader:

  “I’m going shopping with friends after school and won’t be home for dinner. You don’t need to worry even if I’m a bit later than usual.”


  Just as I intended. I wouldn’t have kidnapped him today if he wasn’t going shopping with Xiao Li.

  I turned off his phone to prevent the class leader from calling. As for Xiao Li, we can just let her wait.

  The Five Tigers did an assessment of Shu Zhe’s body after carrying him inside the washroom.

  “I never really noticed on the way here, but this kid has great skin.”


  “Yeah, it’s even softer than my ex-girlfriend. What a rare sight.”


  “Damn, what a small dick. I almost mistook him for a girl.”


  “To be honest, his two legs are really slender. He looks like my girl if I look at him from behind.”


  “Enough! Your girl has a black girl’s ass, nothing like this kid……”


  “I…… I think I’m having a bit of a reaction. Am I a pervert.”


  Other than Xing Xing who was carefully taking notes, the four other tigers all looked at each other in dismay. All of them arched their back and closed their legs with an awkward expression.

  “How about we do rock-paper-scissors again.” Someone suggested.

  “What’s the point of fighting over who cleans a corpse. We’ve already decided who’s washing.” Tiger 2 and Tiger 3 who had vested interest in the matter forcefully declined.

  “But…… we’re brothers and should share our joys and misery.”


  “Then…… we could take turns, but we’re up first.”


  Recently, the door on the bathroom was broken where you can’t even close it. Thus the door was left open where they washed Shu Zhe and I spectated from outside.

  One of them supported Shu Zhe from the back while the other rinsed him with a sprinkler head. The main area to clean was the lower half of the body.

  The stark naked Shu Zhe was like a puppet being controlled by them.

  When they pressed him against the wall of the shower, Shu Zhe’s butt would naturally stick out due to his lack of strength and gave off a taboo seductive aura.

  Sometimes, they would seat him on the toilet, spread his legs wide open and rinse his crotch with no restraint.

  They used body wash to remove the strange smell. Shu Zhe’s lower half was covered with soap bubbles.

  They also remembered to use warm water in order to avoid Shu Zhe waking up from the shock of cold water.

  “Hey, why did you touch his dick.” Tiger 2 grumbled.

  “It was in order to clean him. Wouldn’t you touch a baby’s dick when you change their diapers? When I saw how his dick was only as big as a baby’s and it was soft and smooth, it actually felt amusing……”


  Damn, Tiger 3, stop joking around. Based on your actions and expressions, it looks like you already sold your soul to the devil. (Common knowledge: The devil Lucifer owns the soul of anyone who likes traps)

  Shu Zhe made a depressed expression as he was caressed by Tiger 3. His face turned red and breath became rapid as his chrysanthemum was being rinsed.

  “You guys had enough time, it’s time to swap.” Another person couldn’t hold it in anymore.

  After a moment of negotiation, Tiger 4 and Tiger 5 were swapped on to duty. I felt like they rewashed certain areas that have already been cleaned.

  More and more steam covered the washroom and the temperature also increased. Shu Zhe’s body gradually turned red like the color of Tiger 4’s face.

  But they still weren’t satisfied. Tiger 2 and Tiger 3 asked to swap so they could change a position.

  “That’s enough.” I said, “I only told you guys to wash him clean, not boil him alive.”


  Tiger 4 closed the shower head in shame, but was eager to join and wipe Shu Zhe dry with a towel.

  At this time, Xing Xing looked up from his iPhone 5 and exclaimed:

  “What happened. When did the advisor turn into a girl.”


  “Not a girl.” Tiger 2 giggled, “It’s the currently trendy trap. Bro Ye really knows how to enjoy. Not only does he have a lot of beautiful girls, but he also doesn’t even let guys off the hook.”


  Xing Xing still couldn’t believe it: “Is there something wrong with my eyes…… I used to hate traps.”


  He wanted to stand up from his seat, but it seems there were some abnormal changes to his crotch, so he awkwardly sat back down.

  As the leader, I tried to not look at Shu Zhe’s body and also refrained myself from thinking about his sister, so I was able to save face in front of my subordinates.

  Tiger 4 smacked his lips: “This kid…… is Shu Zhe, right. Didn’t he say he was bro Ye’s brother-in-law? Is it okay if you do your brother-in-law?”


  Tiger 2 smacked him on the head, “What do you know. Why can’t you do brothers-in-laws if you can do sister-in-laws? Bro Ye might even do a threesome with the siblings if he’s in a good mood.”