“You misunderstood what I meant.”


  I hastily tried to help Xiao Qin up, but I ended using too much force and hurt her shoulder which made her shout out “ouch”.

  The couple on the bench was immediately attracted by the sound, and they spotted me and Xiao Qin from behind the foliage.

  “He, what are they doing?” The woman showed an expression of disgust, “It’s the middle of the day right now.”


  The man for some reason did not comment, but when he saw Xiao Qin kneeling on the ground, he looked at me with a bit of both admiration and envy.

  I frantically dragged Xiao Qin (and her bag) out of the bushes. We were like a couple caught in a clandestine love affair.

  After reaching a safe location, Xiao Qin apologized to me with regret.

  “Ye Lin classmate, sorry, it’s all because I moved too slow…”


  How fast did you want to move? Did you want to open my zippers and make me have to run away while frantically trying to zip up my pants? That would of caused even more spectators to surround us.

  “I don’t think Ye Lin classmate is satisfied, so let’s find a more secluded place. I think the Ferris wheel is a suitable place….”


  What, do you want me to have a double shock at the highest point of the Ferris wheel is? I have a fear of heights, so I’m afraid my heart can’t bear it, I may even have a sudden death on the spot.

  The next day’s news will have a headline of “Public morals degrade, Middle school teenager dies on the Ferris wheel”. People would also associate a shaking Ferris wheel carriage to a shaking car.

  I would be ashamed as an older brother and as a son if Ai Mi and my dad saw me dead with my pants halfway down my legs.

  So, I declined Xiao Qin’s Ferris wheel suggestion.

  I suddenly realized there was a frozen Pleasant Goat twenty meters away, staring straight at us without moving an inch.

  It was a crude mannequin suit with sloppy workmanship. I bet the maker either never saw the cartoon or was an extreme klutz.

  The Pleasant Goat didn’t have the slightest bit of joy in its expression. One eyebrow was higher than the other and its eyes had no emotions. It had a detestable face face which made it look constipated while on a period.

  I originally thought it was just standing there as a promotion for the amusement park rides.

  But it slowly turned its head to follow me and Xiao Qin.

  It was like the wax figures in the “House of Wax”, super creepy.

  Although I felt a bit creeped out, I remembered Xiao Ding, who also dressed as a tiger at the zoo. It was probably inevitable for them to stare at passersby while bored.

  However, near noon, I took Xiao Qin to the food stalls to eat a few lamb skewers, but when I turned around, I realized the Pleasant Goat was staring at us while holding a video camera.

  It’s a damn stalker! It was filming us while stalking us. Fortunately, I didn’t let the lower half of my body go out of control, or it would have all been caught on film.

  “Sit here and eat these skewers.” I handed all four large skewers to Xiao Qin, then I bolted towards the Pleasant Goat.

  “Ye Lin classmate, where are you going?”


  “Wait here, I’ll be right back.”


  Pleasant Goat was also quick-witted, it turned and fled right when I started running towards it. Despite the lame suit holding back its movements, it was still pretty fast.

  Actually, I think this speed was on par with a first rate sprinter.

  I wasn’t able to catch up even when I chased for over three minutes.

  “Stop! Who are you, why are you filming us?”


  Pleasant Goat only cared about running and didn’t answer. It was more familiar than me with the terrain, so it often ran around obstacles, and I almost lost the trail several times.

  But it’s not that easy. The metal blooded lone wolf is a carnivore, do you think I would let a herbivore escape?

  When we were running through a square paved with round stones, a little boy led by his mother saw us and gleefully pointed at us.

  “Mommy, look, it’s the Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.”


  A little girl next to him was even more excited. She cupped her hands together around her mouth and shouted:

  “Pleasant Goat, run, don’t be caught by Wolffy!”


  I was pissed.

  I wasn’t even wearing a costume, so how did I look anything like Wolffy.

  Is it just because I have a mean mug? At least I don’t have a scar on my face like Wolffy.

  A lone blooded metal wolf isn’t the same as Wolffy! Wolffy is a henpecked male who’s afraid of his wife! I’m a man who can live independently without a woman! I’ll become even stronger without a woman disturbing me.

  I continued to chase while feeling annoyed. Then the Pleasant Goat started to run in the direction of the man made river and a slope covered with green grass was now under our feet. There were many guests in groups of twos or threes having a picnic or a midday nap.

  The goat tail swayed left and right from all the running, but it was time for it to stop moving.

  I followed along the downward slope and used the extra momentum to push down the Pleasant Goat.

  Now that’s the right way to catch Pleasant Goat. If Wolffy had one tenth of my strength, he would have been able to eat lamb hot pot a long time ago.

  Due to inertia, after I pushed down Pleasant Goat, we both tumbled four or five times down the slope and we were both covered with grass.

  This Pleasant Goat was also tenacious, since it was still holding the video camera in its right hand without letting go.

  I grabbed its left hand and used my body to hold it under me and shouted:

  “Who are you? If you don’t answer, I’ll take off your mask.”


  It was bit strange, but the butt of the person hiding inside the costume felt extremely elastic. I couldn’t help but worry about my sexual orientation.

  “Ye, Ye Lin, you can take it off, I’m suffocating.”


  The voice from inside the Pleasant Goat suit begged for mercy. Due to the thick costume, I couldn’t tell who it was right away.

  It recognized me, is it an acquaintance? I still held it down like a captured and unzipped the mask’s zipper from behind the head.

  A head of short hair which gave off a wild feeling. The heat of the sweat was also finally released into the air.

  Underneath the short hair, was a light coffee-colored neck covered with fine beads of sweat. As well as an extremely streamlined feminine tank top, which was now soaked with sweat and smelled strongly of hormones.

  Xiong YaoYue was lying underneath me, she let go of the camera and slapped the ground like a wrestler.

  “I surrender, I surrender, let go of me, I’m going to die from the heat wearing this damn suit.”


  I jumped away from Xiong YaoYue’s body. Even if she still had the suit on, the wonderful feel of her body made my heart beat faster.

  Calm down, this is just a normal reaction of a wolf catching up with a sheep. Wolffy must also have been this excited when he caught up with the Pleasant Goat.

  “I wouldn’t have taken this job if I knew, wearing the suit on a hot day feels like I’m sitting in a sauna.”


  Xiong YaoYue sat on the ground after she removed her mask, but her lower body was still a sheep.

  She frowned and complained loudly while steam was coming out of her neck area.

  I picked up the video camera from the ground.

  “Why are you dressed like that and why were you filming me and Xiao Qin?”


  I slightly checked the contents of the footage. It started from the time Xiao Qin and I entered the amusement park, but her filming skills were poor, so everything looked amateurish.

  “Hoo ~ hoo ~ hoo”


  Xiong YaoYue, who was sweating profusely, wanted to remove her outfit to her waist first before answering my question.

  But her army green vest was already soaked with sweat and it clung tightly to her body. It was very sensual and eye-catching. If she kept taking it off, she would be the one being filmed.

  So I draped her “sheepskin” back over shoulders and asked again.

  “Why are you filming me and Xiao Qin?”


  “Let go, let go of me, why are you not letting me take off my clothes?”


  Xiong YaoYue shouted with a louder voice which attracted the attention of the people around us who were taking a nap or enjoying their picnic.

  But they all thought they misheard wrong, because normally a girl who was being forced would yell ‘why are you taking my clothes off’.

  Xiong YaoYue’s Pleasant Goat costume also surprised a few people, so some of them whispered.

  “Is it an amusement park event? But the costume is way too poorly made.”


  “If she’s a girl, why didn’t she play Mae?”


  Xiong YaoYue broke free when I was slightly distracted. She slipped out of the suit like a snake shedding its skin.

  “It’s too hot, I’m going to swim first, then I’ll answer your questions.”


  “Splash” Xiong YaoYue dived into the fairly clear water of the artificial river. After staying submerge for half a minute, she finally lowered her body temperature, then she reappeared above water with a satisfied expression.

  “Pfftt ahh~~ it feels good.”


  I waited for Xiong YaoYue to tell me the reason she was filming us, but she completely forgot about it and started doing backstrokes.

  “Hey, tell me.” I urged her anxiously.

  “Say what?”


  So forgetful, no wonder she locked Gong CaiCai in a cabinet and forgot about her.

  “Why~~~~”


  I suddenly heard a girl’s wail from behind.

  Xiao Qin followed us all the way here. She almost drop her bag when she saw Xiong YaoYue play in the water while I watched from the shores.

  “Ye, Ye Lin classmate is so horny. Since you weren’t able to be satisfied by me, you went looking for someone else and you even forced them to jump into the river.”