Luckily, Peng TouSi soon came upstairs to pick up Ai Mi. He slung her over his shoulder and took her away without a word.

  “Put me down, faggot.” Ai Mi angrily pounded Peng TouSi’s muscular shoulders, “Do you think I won’t have you fired?”


  Peng TouSi ignored her protests and continued to carry her out the door. It was the first time my Dad saw such a large bodyguard, so he couldn’t help but be a bit surprised.

  “Just you wait, damn manservant.” Ai Mi shouted towards me as she was carried out by Peng TouSi like a sack of flour.

  “I lowered my voice today to beg you, but you actually rejected me. Something this good won’t happen again, I won’t care anymore even if mother kills you.”


  I was not convinced and waved my hand to say goodbye.

  Later, I heard from Peng TouSi that after Ai Mi returned to the VIP building, she smashed everything in the room and they had to replace it with new ones.

  What a waste. If the class leader saw, she would have puked up blood.

  Afterward, my dad stood there dumbfounded. I was afraid he would get depressed again because of Ai ShuQiao, so I quickly said:

  “Dad, I’ll give you some honey water to help you sober up. Get some rest after you drink it.”


  “No, I’m not that drunk anymore.” Dad waved his hand and said, “I’ll go make some honey water myself, then we’ll have a chat.”


  I watched my dad wander over to the refrigerator to look for some honey, only to see the drawings on the eggs Xiao Qin had drawn.

  After a period of time in the fridge, the eggs’ expressions became even more frightening and ghastly. Each of them looked like they had just escaped from the 18th level of hell.

  He got quite scared and clutched his chest: “Ahh, I’m still drunk, I think I’m hallucinating, I… I’m going to sleep. Xiao Lin, let’s chat some other time.”


  My dad didn’t talk to me the next day because when he just got up, he got called out by a peer who also sells adult products to discuss some business.

  I took advantage of the time my dad was out and rushed to wash those eggs to prevent them from scaring people again.

  To be honest, these eggs made me have a nightmare last night.

  Actually, I lied.

  I didn’t wash the eggs the next morning, but that night, right after waking up from the nightmare, I immediately washed the eggs.

  After dad left, I called Peng TouSi and asked about what happened after Ai Mi got home yesterday.

  Not only did Peng TouSi tell me that Ai Mi smashed things to vent her anger, but he also told me that he had found a listening device under the back seat of the car on the way back after dropping off Xiao Qin.

  “Miss Ren Xiao Qin was sitting in the back seat, so I guess that she probably installed it…”


  No wonder she went home so easily with Peng TouSi, so that’s what she was planning? If she installed a bug in Ai Mi’s car, then she can eavesdrop unhindered on me, as well as Ai Mi. Why do you always carry a listening device with you, are you are a government special agent?

  “It must have been Xiao Qin, did you already remove it.”


  “I have, but I have to say, the quality of this listening device is excellent, I intend to disassemble it to study it…”


  Of course its quality is good, it was made by the shoe repair uncle, a former national intelligence officer. I think Xiao Qin already bought enough wiretaps to get bulk discount prices.

  “Is that the manservant? Give me the phone, I want to scold him.”


  Ai Mi’s shrill voice came from the side.

  It looks like she had already regained her usual arrogance and unreasonableness. Is she going to follow through with what she said and never lower her voice with me?

  As an older brother, I still hope my sister can occasionally be nicer to me, but not like yesterday, that would kill me.

  Peng TouSi did not hand over the phone, but painstakingly advised.

  “Miss, calm down, didn’t I already explain everything clearly yesterday.”


  “Clear what? What do you mean ‘rebellious mentality’, what do you mean ‘simply because of curiosity’, what do you mean I will definitely feel ‘no pleasure and simply be stunned the whole time’. Those are all lies you made up to deceive me.”


  It was immediately followed by the sound of a vase breaking, then Peng TouSi took the initiative to hang up the phone.

  August 5 was a Monday. Just yesterday, the class leader made up a plan to go on a trip to Cui Song Mountain. Only a day later, everyone in the class had already responded. Out of the 45 students in the class, other than the ones who were out of the city and ones who extreme disliked outdoor activities, there were 40 people who signed up.

  What’s even more outrageous was that most of them have already bought the necessary equipment and were ready to go. The reason for this situation was mainly due to the class leader’s delay in proposing the field trip plan, so everyone had already privately agreed to go on a trip with Loud Mouth as the leader, without notifying the class leader or the teachers.

  Although the class leader felt a little sorry for not getting the whole class of 45 people together, there were originally a few people that were never going to participate in outdoor activities, so waiting any longer would not make a difference.

  In order to prevent further changes, like the 40 people turning into 39 or 38, the class leader decided that earlier was better than later. So she decided to go to Cui Song Mountain on Tuesday, August 6.

  The class teacher, Mr. Yu, also agreed. When the parents heard the teacher was coming with us, they agreed to let their children have an overnight trip, since they were only going to be playing computer games if they stayed home anyway.

  “So it’s set for Tuesday, that’s great.” Xiong YaoYue approved of the class leader’s arrangement, “A lot of online games are going to be down for maintenance on Tuesday, so it’s perfect day to go hiking.”


  A lot of people are confused on why Xiong YaoYue has a good athletic physique when she plays games every day.

  The reason is actually quite simple.

  When’s she’s playing arcade games in Henderson Mall and she’s hungry, then she will run to go buy some bread.

  When she’s playing LOL at an internet cafe and she wants to use the washroom, she will run there.

  If she misses the bus because she was playing a mobile game, then she would run as fast as she could to catch up to the bus at its next stop.

  Even during the time before a LOL match began, she would do a few sit-ups.

  For Xiong YaoYue, who treats “exercise” as a game in itself, it would be weird for her not to become an athlete.

  In order to make the trip more orderly, the class leader uploaded the “Class 2-3 Summer Trip Activity Schedule” in the class group chat where it specified the assembly time, playing time, rest time, and return time. People didn’t know whether if it was a trip or military training.

  “There’s no need to be that serious.” Loud Mouth said in the group chat. Her avatar was also a very fat cartoon character.

  “Originally, we were just getting together to go out and have some casual fun. I will bring the barbecue tools, let’s have a picnic together.”


  The class leader didn’t agree, “Casual? What happens if something dangerous happens. If we’re going to have a barbecue, then we have to pay attention to fire prevention. I want to temporarily appoint a fire prevention member…”


  “I’ll do it, I’ll do it.” Xiong YaoYue said while sending out a lot of eager emoji icons.

  “No, I think it would be good enough if you just don’t set any fires.” The class leader refused her without hesitation.

  “Let Loud Mouth do it herself…”


  Zhuang Ni’s avatar, which hasn’t lighted up for a long time, suddenly came online and said something.

  “In the forest, the elephants act as volunteer firefighters. If they find a fire, the elephants will rush over and stomp it out…”


  “Hey, what do elephants have to do with me.” Loud Mouth said.

  “Well… the body type is similar.” Zhuang Ni replied maliciously.

  “Okay wow, so you’re here to mess with me again.” Loud Mouth immediately began spamming to chat:

  “Zhuang Ni is online, it’s a once in a hundred years occurrence. Everyone come and tease her, if you don’t, you might die tomorrow.”


  She copied and pasted the sentence 50 times.

  Not many people were online at noon. Also, many people thought teasing Zhuang Ni would have worse consequences than teasing the class leader, so no one really said anything.

  Instead, Eunuch Cao was not afraid and said, “Miss Zhuang, let’s video chat, I’ll show you something good.”


  “Tell me your birth date and I’ll video chat with you.”


  Zhuang Ni calmly replied.

  “Forget it…” Inside Eunuch Cao’s “28 Middle Chinese Beauty X-Files”, it’s recorded that Zhuang Ni is proficient in all kinds of witchcraft, much more professional than Little Smart who never puts her words to action. Some people even saw an altar and ram’s skull in Zhuang Ni’s room when they visited her. She was sitting in the middle of a bunch of candles, dressed in all black and chanting some kind of incantation.

  The next day, the teacher who had prevented Zhuang Ni from wearing stockings, fell on the ground and broke her leg, people wondered if it was Zhuang Ni’s curse.

  “Ye Lin has to be creeping in on the conversation.” Zhuang Ni suddenly said.

  How the hell did you know, I never even added you as a friend. Ever since the class leader forced me to join the sports committee, then added me to the class group, I almost never said anything. I’ve only received a few group emails from the class leader about class activities, so many people think I wasn’t even in the group, so sometimes they would even smack talk me in the group.

  The class leader sent me a private message: “Ye Lin, are you online.”


  I didn’t reply, I didn’t want to admit that I was so easily seen through by Zhuang Ni.

  “Zhuang Ni, it doesn’t matter whether Ye Lin is online or not. Yesterday, I couldn’t get in touch with you, but since you’re online right now… are you getting better? Can you return to school once summer break is over?”


  “I can’t, I’m very sick.” Zhuang Ni replied not surprisingly.

  “But I can go on the field trip with you guys tomorrow.” We were all taken aback by Zhuang Ni’s next sentence.

  What kind of sickness is this where you can go hiking but not to school?

  “Eh, do… you really want to go.”


  The class leader was not mentally prepared. She originally thought Zhuang Ni would be like usual and absolutely won’t participate in group activities.

  “Yes, when I heard that the class leader organized the event and there were exactly 40 people participating, I decided to go…”


  “I’m going even if I have to leave my corpse on Cui Song Mountain…”


  What a harmful tactic. In order to prevent the class leader, who suffers from OCD, from managing an even 40 students, you would join even if you had to die?

  I’m sure the class leader, who had managed to convince himself that 40 was a perfect number, even though she wasn’t able to get everyone in the class, must have felt uneasy and uncomfortable when she heard that the number had jumped to “41” because of Zhuang Ni’s participation.

  “But, class leader, you have to let Loud Mouth come pick me up. I won’t be able to find the meeting place myself.”


  “How can you not find it? It’s right by the class leader’s house.” Loud Mouth pointed out with indignation, “In order to save money, the class leader didn’t plan to charter a bus, so everyone has to ride the route 23 bus. You can see the route 23 bus stop sign when you go to the class leader’s house.”


  “You have to send Loud Mouth.” Zhuang Ni insisted, “Otherwise I will be bored with no one to laugh at on the road Also, just in case I die, Loud Mouth will be responsible for dragging my corpse on to the bus. I won’t allow the class leader to have an even 40 students if if I’m dead…”