Valentine’s Day is an event that has been introduced to this world from the world I was in, and is now completely prevalent in this world.

  The day before Valentine’s Day…… In front of me, the God of the world where Valentine’s Day came from was tilting her head in wonder.

  [……Question. Event, Calculate.]

  [……Ummm, Eden-san? If it’s possible, can you speak normally?]

  [……Valentine’s Day is an event that asks for affection in exchange for chocolate. Do you enjoy receiving such calculating sweets? Is such an event necessary?]

  [The contents of what you said first really differs from what you said now……]

  [What do you think? Miyama Kaito.]

  [What I think? Let’s see……]

  Listening to Eden-san’s words, sounding like she’s really wondering about it, I chuckled.

  She was still as straightforward as always, but it’s not like she was being an idiot, she’s just simply curious about it.

  [……Not everyone is able to express their feelings as openly as Eden-san. I think Valentine’s Day is an opportunity to express the feelings that are hard to convey, and to express your everyday affection in the form of chocolates. I can’t say that it’s definitely always the case though……]

  [I see, I have learned something new. As expected…… of my “beloved child”.]

  [……………….]

  The moment Eden-san muttered that, goosebumps appeared all over my body.

  This is bad…… This is really bad…… “Her switch had been turned on”……


  Eden-san and I have known each other for a good long time already…… and I already understand her personality to some extent.

  Normally, Eden-san seems indifferent and extremely calm but….. her true fearsomeness appears when her switch is turned on.

  It’s fine as long as she calls me “Miyama Kaito”. However, when she starts calling me “my child” it’s a sign that her switch has been flipped and it will be very dangerous but…… I can’t escape anymore.

  [Well then, I will also give my child some chocolates.]

  [T- Thank you.]

  [It’s okay. For my beloved child to be happy…… is the thing that makes me happier than anything else.]

  [I- Is that so……]

  As my hand trembled, receiving the chocolate that suddenly appeared on her hand, Eden laid her hand on mine and slowly caressed it.

  As I feel like I saw something muddy and dark behind her eyes that are supposed to be bright and richly-colored, a chill runs down my spine.

  [Yes, that’s right…… My child, let me feed you these chocolates.]

  [Eh? Ah, no……]

  Eden-san, who had turned like this, is very dangerous and frightening. If I had to say what’s scary……


  [I- It’s okay! I will eat it myself.]

  When she’s like this, even if I reject what she wants……


  [My, my, telling mother that he doesn’t need her help…… As expected of my beloved child, you have grown to be a brilliant young man.]

  [……………………]

  As you can see, for some reason, her Affection Points skyrockets even in this situation.

  What’s scary about Eden-san when her switch has been flipped is that no matter what I said or what I do, for some reason, her Affection Points will skyrocket.

  It isn’t like she always affirms with what I say. It’s just that no matter what I do or say, I will be favorably received and forcibly pampered to the point of fear.

  [Aahhh, my child…… You’re very resolute. As expected, men are supposed to stand on their own, aren’t they? My child who is trying to eat chocolate is also very dreamy. Whether it’s your manly fingers, your gesture of picking up the chocolate, your glossy lips, your handsome face, everything, everything is just so loveable. Aahhh, my child…… Please show me your face even more. Please look at my countenance with your eyes. Please listen to my voice with your ears. Please feel my body with your skin. Yes, you’re very dreamy. My beloved child…… You’ve eaten your first chocolate, haven’t you? How splendid. Come now, there are still several pieces more. Go ahead, eat as much as you want. I will always be watching. I will not let you out of my sight for even a few tenths of a second. Aahhh, it’s alright. Even without any photographic machinery, I, a God, can keep your image forever imprinted on my mind. Even the movements of each of your cells looks beautiful and majestic…… Aahhh, my beloved child. I wonder how you could have captivated my heart like this. To captivate a God like this, what a sinful human you are. However, it’s alright. I am your ally. I will affirm everything. I will spoil you to a mush. I’ll love you prodigally. Aahhh, yes, that’s right…… Ready-made goods don’t suit your brilliance. Let us create a new food just for you. Let’s create an event for the sake of giving that. Let’s make a national holiday, all for your sake. Yes, that’s great. Aahhh, but that would make this event swarming with bugs that can’t understand your splendor. Let’s not do that. My dear child will be defiled. Of course, if that happens, I could just erase all of these beings, but the kind you would be heartbroken. Then, let’s postpone making a holiday in your name. Aahhh, but please don’t worry. I’ll make very sweet food instead. Just for your sake, yes, that’s right. There’s no need for anyone but you to eat it. Only for you……]

  H- Hyiiiiiihhh!? She really is too scary!? I haven’t spoken anything at all, but the conversation went in a strange direction and she’s now even talking about making a holiday for me.

  Was it because of the sight of Eden-san’s love that is so heavy to the point of insanity, that my body is trembling right now? I wasn’t able to keep the chocolate in my hand in my mouth and fell off when it hit the side of my lips.

  [Ahh……]

  [Aahhh, that won’t do…… my child. Your skin will get dirty……*lick*]

  [Whaa!?]

  When Eden-san saw what happened, without any hesitation at all, she licked my lips where the chocolate fell down.

  [E- Eden-san!? W- What did you just……]

  [I will not allow any stain on my beloved child’s body. Please rest assured. I will clean it…… I will not let a single nook or cranny slip past…… I will clean everything.]

  [Wait!? Stop!?]

  [This body has been adjusted for your sake…… I’m sure you will be pleased. Now, my beloved child…… Enjoy my body to your heart’s content.]

  Pushing me down to the floor, Eden-san looks at me with eyes that seem to be tinged with madness and I feel like I could even see a heart mark inside them. Thereupon, with a deep smile carved on it, her face began drawing near.

  The difference in power between Eden-san and I is obvious, and being in this position makes me feel like a carp on the chopping block…… While feeling frightened of Eden-san, just like water that finally broke through a dam, her affection began gushing towards me…… Her body, that she claimed to have been adjusted for my sake, began touching mine……


  [Hmph!]

  ……and was punched away by Kuro who immediately appeared.

  However, I don’t know if I should say that it’s to be expected from Eden-san or not, as she doesn’t seem to have received any particular damage…… She immediately returns and turns her cold eyes towards Kuro.

  [……What do you think you’re doing, God’s half-body…… I won’t allow you…… to interfere with my tryst with my beloved child.]

  [The one who won’t be allowing you is me! I just put my eyes away from you for a moment and this immediately happens! How many times do I have to tell you not to force yourself on Kaito-kun……]

  [I’m not forcing myself on him. This body is made for my sake, you know? It’s natural providence that this body will be offered to my child…… If you interfere, I will get rid of you.]

  [……Let me see you try it, you lustful God……]

  And then, the fight that shook the heavens and earth began.

  Incidentally, this isn’t the first time this happened…… This is already the 8th time that an angry Kuro has punched away Eden-san, who has been trying to push me down for any sort of reason.

  Looking at the two of them create a subspace and fight in a distance…… I brought the rest of the chocolate Eden-san gave me to my mouth.