Just because you’re the student council president, doesn’t mean you have to be the best at studying and exercising in school, right? The abilities of the three young men who appeared like her escort knights were so great that it made me laugh out loud.

  It occasionally happened in my school days, mutants who solved problems better than the teachers, especially on the sports field. They were the same. Small skills such as love, friendship, and cooperation were insignificant, but their skills related to combat were enormous enough to silence most. In other words, their upbringing method was very similar to mine.

  However, no matter how good a weapon was, it was useless if it couldn’t be used. The three middle school students and self-proclaimed boyfriends failed to respond properly.

  Because…


  “Kyaaaaah~?!”


  Because if they weren’t careful, their girlfriend would be hurt. Each time they collided with the half-collapsed dormitory wall, their appearance was growing more messed up. Still, she would die if they, who were competing for the strongest combat power in the secondary education curriculum, launched attacks.

  I aimed at the guy on the far right out of the three. His weapon was a sharp sword. In that situation where he couldn’t touch the student council president, he was a swordsman who was the least useful. If he swung his blade, the student council president would be cut to pieces.

  “Hey. Take this.”


  “Ugh?!”


  He was ready for battle with sword in hand, but he was shocked when he saw the student council president suddenly thrown at him in a surprise attack. He didn’t think that I would easily give up on her, who was nothing more than my hostage. Still, it was a situation where he had to grab her at once.

  It was a matter of the blade he held. Would he drop the sword? Would he hold it with one hand? I focused in at the moment of contemplation like this. Following the body of the student council president flying in a straight line, I approached diagonally by kicking off the wall.

  Meanwhile, the other two weren’t playing either. However, the two only wanted to save their girlfriend rather than help their colleagues.

  “Hey! Move!”


  “Get out of my way!”


  While running to the student council president, the two of them got in the way of each other halfway. If one had kept me in check and the other had saved the student council president, the situation would have been much easier, and conversely, I would have been in trouble. But they weren’t that considerate.

  It was because each one was a hero. In a normal party (hero + lowly fellows), the hero accomplished the dirty work, and the lowly fellows focused on all the easy and comfortable problems. The division of roles was very clear, so there was no friction. But they were all heroes.

  Since the roles were the same, they had no choice but to clash. In any case, I didn’t waste the opening. The male student, who had a one-on-one situation with me and the student council president in the middle, decided to hold the sword with his right hand and take the student council president.

  He was determined not to give up on both. I respected that will as I aimed at his left hand.

  “N-no…!”


  The male student, who had his left arm wide open to take the incoming student council president, failed to respond quickly. When he moved the sword in his right hand, the student council president was strangely caught between his left and right hand.

  So he chose the worst measure. He faced me with his bare left arm and caught the student council president with his right arm. The summon of the sword he held in his right hand naturally canceled. He could resummon it, but I didn’t give him the time to do so.

  Paang-!

  My right hand collided with the boy’s left. I’ve trained quite a few boxing and fighting skills if I fight unarmed without a sword, but would a swordsman be called a swordsman for nothing? On top of that, even with the burden from catching the student council president…


  He didn’t even show half of his original ability.

  “Kaaaarggh-?!”


  My new technique penetrated deep into the boy’s left hand. The cochlea balanced the human body, the iris that controlled the amount of light, and the retina that formed images, along the spinal cord that transmitted reflexes…


  His body rhythm was all messed up. Still, his tenacity in catching the student council president with his right arm deserved praise.

  “Thanks for supporting my girlfriend.”


  In return, I slapped him on the chin. As with most living things, the brain was the command center for everything that happened in human life. The cerebrum performed mental activities, and the diencephalon regulated body temperature and blood sugar levels. The pituitary gland controlled the endocrine glands, and the medulla oblongata directed respiration and heartbeat to occur automatically. The midbrain controlled eye movements, the cerebellum maintained body balance, and the spinal cord was responsible for excitation transmission and secretion.

  That’s why you aim for the head or the heart when fighting. So you could kill the opponent in one shot.

  “Clatter…”


  The boy was foaming at the mouth. His biological functioning was also disturbed, and his pants turned yellow.

  But not for long. He took control of the imbalance in his body with his relentless regenerative power. Of course, he was defenseless during that catch-up time.

  Crack.

  I broke the area between the male student’s 6th and 7th cervical vertebrae nicely. Digital using the new technique was good, but analog, manually doing so by hand, was more tasteful and reliable. There was still room for improvement before I fully relied on digital.

  And the student council president returned to her boyfriend’s arms. She whined in a hoarse voice, giving off a strange hue like an actress in an action movie covered with dust.

  “Stop it…”


  “Our date starts now.”


  Schoolboy A and Schoolboy B, blinded by jealousy, charged. This time, it was in the shape of an ’11’ without fighting. I burst into laughter. Can’t they learn? I threw the student council president at Schoolboy A and charged at Schoolboy B.

  “Oh!”


  “This bastard…!”


  Then, Schoolboy A smiled brightly and prepared to receive the flying student council president like a catcher, while Schoolboy B, whose expression and eyes had changed, ignored me and turned direction. If I had speeded up a little bit more at this point, I could have stopped Schoolboy B.

  But I didn’t. Why should I do something good for Schoolboy A?

  “These fools…”


  The student council president’s lamentable murmur echoed faintly in the men’s dormitory that had been turned into ruins. The battle, which was a 3 vs. 1, was calmed down by the withdrawal of the righteous hero, reduced to 2 vs. 1, and eventually became a 1 vs. 1. Finally, it came to an end with the collapse of all evil forces.

  Schoolboy B, the last one to collapse, shouted.

  “You are strange…!”


  “What?”


  “How can you cleverly use others’ psychology without confronting them with skill fairly and squarely…are you still a hero?”


  “Man. What do you want from someone still in the elementary school?”


  “That…damn it…”


  Schoolboy B, who had no words to respond to my perfect logic, stopped breathing with a depressed expression on his face. And it was only me, and my girlfriend left.

  “Student council president. Do you have any preparations left?”


  “…Of course.”


  “Oh! Really?”


  I put my hand on the slim waist of the student council president as she responded. What could she do in this situation?

  “There is such a thing as forbidden magic in this world. Ah! It’s not magic that’s banned because it’s strong enough to destroy the world as childish elementary school students think. The effect is certain, but it is sealed magic that destroys the user in return.”


  “Is that so? I don’t mean to give you time to use it, but let’s hear what it is.”


  “Forbidden Love.”


  “Hmm…?”


  “That is the name of the magic.”


  It was too late by the time I felt something strange from the student council president. It was because my hand didn’t have the strength to break her waist. Far from breaking it down, my hand slyly went down, and it gripped her bouncy peach tightly instead.

  My memories after that weren’t very clear.

  *

  “Graduate Student Kang Han-soo. Did you have a good night? I would like to give you more rest, but I couldn’t help it because you had an important guest waiting since this morning.”


  “…Elise?”


  When I woke up, I casually called out the name of the attractive beauty I saw as soon as I opened my eyes.

  “Yeah. This is Elise, your exclusive maid. I thought you wouldn’t be back for a couple of days, but you came back last night, and I was really surprised.”


  This was likely the bedroom in my accommodations. The lower floor of the men’s dormitory was a mess, but it seemed that only the fifth floor survived the fire and chaos.

  “Fortunately, it seemed to end well.”


  I let out a sigh of relief as I sensed that my limbs were attached properly. I regretted my negligence until I lost my consciousness. I let my guard down when I grabbed the student council president’s waist! A result of falling to arrogance after I had defeated all three male students.

  Still, I’m relieved that I’m safe. The new technique had certainly helped. It ignored the defensive skills of the three boys and broke through. By inheriting the properties of dark matter that electromagnetic waves couldn’t detect, it couldn’t be interfered with by fantasy skills.

  From now on, let’s call it fine particles. It was ambiguous to define what to call it until the student council president taught me, but she made it very clear. I touched the bed with my left hand to raise my still stiff upper body.

  And then…


  Slimy, slimy~

  I was startled by the soft touch like a slime that came under my palm. When I turned my gaze to the side, the naked student council president, who wasn’t wearing a single yarn, was sleeping peacefully, curled up and facing me. And she looked so perfectly fine that I felt bad.

  The last time I saw her, her limbs weren’t cut off, but she still had broken bones, and her skin was covered in small and large scars. Currently, only her hair was all messed up.

  “But her breasts and ass don’t seem fine, do they?”


  Elise pointed it out after reading my thoughts.

  “I’ve never had a woman argue with me over that. And that’s not what I did.”


  “You don’t seem to remember at all.”


  “…I did it?”


  “At first, she responded by screaming that she was in pain, but at some point, she begged for a break…”


  “Give me the evidence. I don’t remember at all about it.”


  “Just by looking at the circumstances…”


  “It’s unfair.”


  I don’t remember spending a hot night with the student council president. It felt like falling asleep in a computer cafe, and when I opened my eyes, an outrageous bill greeted me.

  “Magic, Forbidden Love. It is magic devised by a great witch who devoted her whole life only to magic to win the heart of a prince she fell in love with. It is hypnotic magic that is strong enough for an old woman to win a young man’s love. However, it is not magic that can be used carelessly because both parties will fall blindly in love with each other in return.”


  “…I’m not sure.”


  My memory of last night was hazy.

  “The Mind Spirit seems to have blocked it.”


  “Did it?”


  I pointed to the spirit that was fiddling with the ring given by the Health Teacher. The Mind Spirit, who paid the least rent and had the most sexual harassment among the five spirits, did one thing.

  Elise continued as she held out my new clothes.

  “I would like to talk to Graduate Student Kang Han-soo a little more, but an important guest is waiting in the living room.”


  “Who the hell is it?”


  The voice of the S-class maid answering my questions sounded like thunder.