Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

  System?

  What’s that?

  Can it be eaten?

  Also, where are you?

  Why can’t I see you?

  Amy crawled up from her bed. She searched the room inside out, and pouted angrily as she said, “If you’re not coming out, I’ll tell Father to catch you.

  “..” Life Experience System.

  “I’ll count to three.” Amy put her hands on her hips. “Three!”


  “Wait, you can’t do this.”


  “I just like to count from three. None of your business!” Amy snorted.

  “..” System.

  “Are you in my head?” Amy hit and then shook her head.

  “Calm down, Little Mistress. Didn’t you make a wish last night? I am here to fulfill that wish.” The system’s voice rang.

  It could only change his attitude when facing this host who was rather unstable, with her morals not completely sculpted. She could not be communicated with normally.

  “So are you here to give me food?” Amy’s eyes lit up. With utmost anticipation, she said, “A delicacy that could never be finished and I would never be sick of!”


  “No, I am here to help you, Little Mistress, fulfill your wish. Of course, I will also be providing support to help your life become even better,” the System answered.

  “So…… you have no food, and you can’t cook too?” Amy tilted her head.

  “I am a Life Experience System. My aim is to help you upgrade your life experience. Making food is out of my job scope,” the System said seriously.

  “Then what do I want you for? You’re worse than Ugly Duckling. At least Ugly Duckling can be eaten,” Amy said in disdain.

  “???” Life Experience System.

  As a system, it did not expect to be despised by its owner the moment it appeared.

  According to the system’s manual, a System was a supernatural being to the host, and would usually be treated with respect and admiration.

  Why did its owner despise it, and even compare it to lowly beasts?

  Furthermore!

  Why was its random-picked host a mere four-year-old girl?

  For a system, this was simply a hell of a beginning!

  Although…… it was an emotionless system.

  However, it could feel that evilness in this world at this moment

  How could a system start raising a kid the moment it debuted?

  “Novice mission: please gain 10 life experience points! Upon completion of the mission, you will receive a novice hamper!”


  The System tried releasing its first-ever mission.

  “What are life experience points?” Amy was attracted to the game-like setting. She would occasionally play some games with her father.

  “Life is a learning journey. We would have joy, anger, worry, longing, sadness, fear, shock, and other negative and positive emotions. Emotions are a very important measurement to life experiences.

  “The System will digitalize the emotional wavelengths, and that will be the life experience points.

  “All emotions induced by you, Little Mistress, will be transformed into life experience points that will be accumulated in you,” the System quickly explained.

  Amy listened very seriously. After a while, she said, “So? What do I have to do?”


  “..” System

  I’ve said so much.

  Have you not heard a thing?

  “Therefore, in order to complete the novice mission and officially journey onto the main mission stage, please participate actively in life to gain more life experience points,” the System said as gently as it could

  “Is the novice hamper a giant snack hamper? What’s in there?” Amy asked again.

  “To maintain the mysteriousness and your proactiveness, us, as Systems, would not usually reveal the award. Sometimes, the reward might even be decided by a roulette,” the System explained.

  “If it’s not something yummy, I’m going to ignore you from now.” Amy snorted.

  “. “The System.

  In the vocabulary of human words, there was a phrase called “going crazy,” which was an apt description of its current feelings.

  It was a system.

  It existed as assistance that only a transmigrant chosen by the heavens could have the chance to own.

  But in her eyes, it was just a storeroom for snacks?

  Amy lay back on her bed. She looked around, and after making sure there was no one, she thought to herself, How do you talk in my head? Why is there no sound when I’m talking to you?

  “I am lodging in your mind. Our interaction uses brainwaves, so there will be no sound, and no one will realize.”


  “Then if I die, will you be dead too?”


  “Theoretically, you can say so.”


  “Then you must be careful, your little life is in my hands,” Amy said with a smile.

  “Negative emotions from the Life Experience System +1!”


  “Hm? Look, that number jumped! Do I have experience points now?” Amy exclaimed with her eyes widened.

  “..” System.

  As a system, being threatened by its host was an embarrassment to all systems!

  But……

  How infuriating!

  “Little Mistress, according to the rules binding us, you have to keep my existence a secret, which means you are not allowed to tell anyone about my existence. Otherwise, you will be punished.”


  “Father said that other than life and death, everything else is nothing. If you kill me, you’re committing suicide. So what are you going to punish me with?” Amy asked with a smile and a tilt of her head.

  System responded, “F*ck!”


  “Negative emotions from the Life Experience System +1 +1……”


  If it wasn’t because it did not have sufficient power, the System would not mind releasing a mission on murdering one’s father.

  Therefore, before she got up from bed, Amy had already successfully gotten five life experience points from the System.

  “Just that? It’s too simple.” Amy looked at the five experience points, and continued to study this so-called system.

  An interface appeared in her mind. It looked rather similar to the gaming interface she played with her father.

  The main page showed the following.

  Host: Amy

  Level: 0 (0/100)

  Life experience points: 5

  Skills: NIL

  Mission: Novice Mission – Gain 10 life experience points! (ongoing)

  Mission Reward: Novice hamper

  Lucky draw system: Currently Unavailable

  (Please explore for more functions……)

  An ordinary four-year-old would probably find it difficult to understand this interface.

  However, it was something easy to understand for Amy.

  It was just like defeating monsters to gain life experience points and upgrading.

  Amy closed the interface, and asked smilingly, “System, are you there?”


  “Novice instructions begin. Side quest: make a sumptuous breakfast for your family. Interacting with your family is a fast way to gain life experience points and deepen your relationship. An additional reward will be given out upon successful completion.” The System quickly released a side quest.

  As a system, it would be an utter disgrace if other systems were to find out that its host gained experience points from it.

  It was the kind that would make it get kicked out of the group chat.

  Just like a certain cuisine system senior.