Henyee Translations

  Henyee Translations

  “I feel that you are scolding me, but I don’t have evidence,” the system said.

  “If Amy received a system, would she be required to keep this secret?” Mag continued to ask.

  He had also thought of the possibility of Amy being controlled by the Great Old Ones.

  However, the Great Old Ones wouldn’t be so stupid as to issue Amy meaningless missions such as making breakfast and learning to cook. They also wouldn’t give Amy a cute set of kitchenware as a reward.

  Only a ridiculous system would do such a thing.

  Like his defective cuisine system.

  “According to the system’s confidentiality code, the host has to sign a non-disclosure agreement after receiving a system, and has to strictly keep the secret. The system would explode and perish together with the host,” the system confirmed.

  “Hmm? Why did I never hear that before?” Mag was bewildered.

  “Because the host is very well-aware and timid, this system never needs to emphasize on it.”


  “This is called steady,” Mag emphasized before he teased, “But in this case, are we sharing a common destiny? Then, you better be nicer to me in the future. It’s over for you if am unhappy and fall down the stairs one day.”


  Laughing, the system replied, “The system can find another host if the host dies accidentally beyond the setting. The system would not disappear like this.”


  “Speaking of it, Amy wished upon a shooting star yesterday. She really might have received a system. I wonder what kind of system it is. It can’t be a useless cuisine system too, right?” Mag pondered.

  “This system is a unique existence! This system is the most studious and hardworking in the entire system universe! How dare you say that I am useless?!” the system roared.

  Mag pursed his lips. “You see, my combat ability has already reached the ceiling of this world, and yet I am still just the boss of a small restaurant. I didn’t master any one of the eight major cuisines. Aren’t you useless as a cuisine system?”


  “.”‘The system.

  “If you systems have a group chat, with your standard, you should be the one that always got kicked out, right? It’s so embarrassing,” Mag lamented.

  “How dare you! How dare you!” The system was furious.

  “Since I can’t ask Little Amy directly, why don’t you ask in the group chat which one of your colleagues is tied to my daughter?”


  The system severely said, “According to the systems’ code, there is also a confidentiality code between the systems. We cannot share our hosts’ information and allow our hosts to have a connection. This will greatly disrupt the world’s balance.”


  “Oh, I see.” Mag frowned.

  “To receive a system is a host’s greatest honor and opportunity. Even if Host has doubts, please don’t interfere casually, otherwise it might cause unnecessary harm and trouble to your daughter,” the system warned.

  Mag rolled his eyes. “Hoho, it is its greatest honor to become Amy’s system. With Amy’s talent and background, does she need such a useless system? Apart from wasting her time and energy by issuing her nonsensical missions, what good can it do?”


  ‘The system was silent. silent……

  It actually couldn’t come up with a rebuttal.

  Seems like I have to teach Amy how to tame and control the system, Mag thought.

  The system.

  Was that appropriate?

  At the same time, it felt…… schadenfreude for that colleague that might exist in Amy’s mind.

  Hahaha!

  Another system has fallen to this devil.

  Iwant to see who will be kicked out of the group chat with me next time.

  Mag ended the short conversation with the system, and smilingly said to Amy, “I see. That might be a wishing well. We’ll go take a look at it later and see if there are other things in there.”


  “alright, alright.” Amy nodded happily.

  “system, this matter can’t end if you don’t put a snack gift package in the well today,” Amy said inwardly.

  “.” Life Experience System.

  Teaching a little one with absolutely no cooking talent to cook was a mission from hell.

  After smashing three cutting tables and three normal cleavers, Amy finally used Fat Head Fish to smash a cucumber that remained somewhat intact.

  “That’s not bad, at least it still can be eaten.” Mag looked at the cucumber that was smashed into granules, and showed a fatherly smile.

  “It’s indeed super easy.’ Amy smiled too.

  Mag lost his balance and almost fell down.

  Looking at the trash can that was almost filled to the brim with shattered cucumbers, Mag meaningfully said, “Daughter, you have to reject sternly if someone makes an unreasonable request or makes you do something that youre not able to do. Don’t be restricted by rules. You make the rules in your

  territory.”


  “Mm-hmm.” Amy nodded obediently, even though she didn’t quite understand.

  “L feel like I’m being targeted, but I have no evidence,” remarked the Life Experience System.

  “That’s all for today. We’ll learn how to make the dressing tomorrow.” Mag ended today’s tutorial happily.

  As for the system’s mission, as long as they completed it, that would do.

  As for whether the smashed cucumbers were up to standard, it wasn’t the concern of the host’s father.

  ‘The host and the system were of equal status.

  Come to think of it, he was that system’s daddy.

  See, this logic was perfect.

  “Let’s go and see if there is other stuff in that well. If there isn’t any, I will fill it up.” Mag removed his apron, and brought Amy to the backyard.

  ‘There was an old well in the tavern’s backyard, but it had already dried up after years of neglect.

  Mag had even taken a look at it when exercising a few days ago. There had only been a withered leaf in there. There was no spacetime portal in there at all. It was just an excuse made up by that system to give Amy a reasonable source for her rewards.

  Amy jogged to the well, looked in on her tiptoes, and excitedly said, “Father, look! There really is a package in the well!”


  Mag looked in after hearing that. Ha, there really was a box with golden words written on it: “Snack Gift Package’!

  ee

  On the systems’ forum.

  Post requesting assistance: a noob system asking for help online. What to do when you are threatened by your little mistress on your very first day of setup? Urgent!!!

  The following replies came.

  The Strongest Strategy System wrote, “Little mistress? I know you are a sucker as soon as you speak. What an embarrassment.”


  God of Martial Arts System added, “What to do when your host is disobedient? He will be after you beat him up. I call him ‘dog poop’ now.”


  Sucker System continued, “What to do? Pamper her, of course! She’s the host that you chose, so you got to pamper her no matter what. Can’t talk now. My host is calling me again.”


  God of Cookery System advised, “You can’t spoil her. You have to fight for dominance! My host is well-behaved after being taught by me. He’s calling me daddy every day.”


  Multiple systems replied to the God of Cookery System’s post.

  “Ptui!

  “Get out of the chat group!”


  “You are boasting here again?