“Today, Aeris-sama gave me some roasted animal meat and bread! She told me to eat it with Master Pig- Slow-… no, Slow-sama! It seems there’s a monster village where gourmet monsters live. That’s where Aeris-san got it from!”


  “Yee-haw! These days, I’ve been eating a lot of meat that I don’t even know what kind of meat I’m eating!”


  I use both hands to bite down like a pig! It’s time to start a gluttonous meal!

  Woo-hoo! As expected of the rice made by the famed gourmet monsters! I’m going to munch on the bread and eat the spiced meat with both hands buh-buh-buh～～.

  I didn’t even know what kind of monsters these gourmet monsters were. Do they use a frying pan or something?

  The monster’s biology was still full of mystery. It looked like another mystery had just been added.

  “This is yummie-booey!”


  Well, quite a few days had passed since I started living in the Orc village.

  I spent most of the day with Buhita. In the evening, Charlotte and I talk about what happened that day. I purified the water in the fountain, occasionally beat up the rampaging monsters that come out of the dungeon with Buhita. Then, heal an old orc crying because his back hurts. My days were unexpectedly busy.

  “Slow-sama, you’ve mastered the Orc language. It’s just too perfect.”


  “Is that so?”


  “Yes. Sometimes I think you’re a real Orc. And, you’re getting fatter like any normal orc.”


  “I’m talking like an orc. Then, what about you, Charlotte?”


  “Well, I…”


  I’ve heard that Charlotte had been going around with Aeris, visiting various places.

  I didn’t know how many times I saw Charlotte, who was happy to learn how to fly the next day after arriving at Orcs. While I was staring at Charlotte flying in the sky like that, I realized a certain crazy fact!

  What the-!

  When I looked down, I could see her pants!

  I couldn’t help but scream out loud but was beaten to a pulp.

  The art of self-defense that she apparently learned in the Denning family was very good.

  “…zzz…zetto zetto nyaa.”


  Now the Great Wind Spirit, who slept on the floor, escorted Charlotte during the day and ran around in the orc village with the children.

  Perhaps he was too happy to be able to materialize, but the Great Wind Spirit was rampaging in the orc village about 20% more than usual.

  However, by the night, they were so tired that they fell asleep even earlier than us.

  I couldn’t help but wonder what kind of Great Wind Spirit he was.

  “We went to various monster villages today! When we went to the slime village, a ferocious monster came out of a nearby dungeon and we all worked together to fight it! But the slimes quickly ran away… Instead, the monsters that Aeris brought from the town killed them all.”


  “Aren’t the monsters that Aeris brought with her were the big ones in the empire? Aren’t they Demon Kings?”


  We were now in a small wooden house given to us, it had a heater.

  The beds, desks, and chairs were all cut down by the orcs. It was ugly and looked like it would break at any moment, but I didn’t mind the handmade feel of it.

  Charlotte seemed to have a pretty thrilling life.

  I, who worked as an orc wizard around the Orc village, wanted to go to the slime village too.

  I could get a shot at the dungeon monsters if I went too.

  “That’s right! The demons were so strong, I was surprised! After that, I went to the town, but I was surprised to see that it looked exactly the same as I remembered it. According to Aeris, they’re cleaning it up for the people of the Empire who will return one day. Oh! Also, when the Empire was attacked by monsters, it was the demons of Aeris that saved us!”


  Charlotte told enthusiastically.

  Even so, Charlotte seemed to have heard a lot of things because she spent most of her time with Aeris.

  Aeris adored Suon Forest King, the Thorny King born in Suon Forest, an S-grade mutant dungeon in the Empire, and the hostile anti-faction in the demons who were at odds with Aeris and her friends.

  It saved me the trouble of explaining.

  “Charlotte is amazing. She became friends with Aeris in no time. The combination of a Succubus and a Pixie is unheard of within the monsters. I’ve even written in my monster book that Pixie’s weakness is Succubus-… that’s why- kohon kohon buhii!!”


  Pixie and Succubus were also known in the monsters as dogs and monkeys. When I met her, she included in the Monster Book that Succubus would get into a fight by sarcastic remarks and teasing the neat Pixie.

  I thought of Aeris as a pixie and Charlotte as a succubus, who had become good friends, and suddenly thought.

  If the two of them teamed up, they would make a very popular idol duo that would dominate the monster world.

  How?

  A legitimate idol pixie and a… hot succubus!

  And I’m the producer!

  I’d like to see them dancing on a glamorous stage-

  “I found out that all the demons, especially Aeris, hated conflict from the bottom of their hearts and wanted peace. But they were lumped in with the hostile anti-magic faction because they were monsters… The demons are helping us and protecting us from being invaded by the anti-magic monsters.”


  (Note: Honestly, anti-magic or anti-demon, I’m not so sure but it was kind of in line with a witch so, to be consistent I used Anti-magic)

  Charlotte was serious unlike me whose mind was flying around.

  I’m sorry about that.

  I’m really sorry.

  But you know what?

  I’m not having all fun and games either.

  In order for the monsters of the demon faction to gather and migrate from the Empire to Windle Territory in Dalis, I’m desperately trying to purify the dirty springs.

  In the anime, the monsters of the demon faction gathered in the Empire were badly beaten by the Four Major Southern Alliance even though the monsters of the anti-demon faction were the ones who attacked the Empire.

  But don’t worry, I won’t cause the tragedy like in the anime.

  I was able to transform from a Black Piggy Duke to White Piggy Duke without a fog. With that, I would be able to help the monsters of the demon faction.

  “… Speaking of which, Aeris recently said that she had a big problem and wasn’t getting enough sleep. I want her to try this pair of heels next time. Slow’s heels are amazing.”


  “My heels are the best in the world. It’s a lot better than barefoot, you see~”


  At the end of the anime, there would be a bit of movement amongst the monsters of the demon faction while moving to the Windle Territory.

  I’m relieved that the problem within the monsters of the demon faction would be easily solved than I expected.

  It’s a big deal that Ryu, the water dragon, was cooperative.

  I’m going to put a lot of effort into purifying the springs and making the water incredibly clean.

  “Uhm, Slow-sama. How about we reveal our true identities now? I think we can move further if we let the monsters of the demon faction know that there are people like us who could understand them… After all, I’ve made friends here with Aeris, Buhita, and the other residents of Orc Village…Of course, it’s given that they will be surprised at first if we reveal that we’re humans but I’m sure that we’ll get past that and get along in the long term.”


  “…I know that. If we suddenly told them that we’re humans, they will be more than surprised, all we need is the right timing.”


  “How about this? Since the Orcs in the village are happy when they’re eating, we can take advantage of that moment and reveal that we are humans! I think with that the damage will be minimized.”


  “Well, uh-uuuuuhhh…Okay. I’ll organize an eating contest and the winner will…”


  Time passed by…


  I was spending time with Charlotte the Succubus that was later on called The White Lewdness.

  (Note: Seriously… the naming bruh)

  When I came to the Orc Village, I could only spend with Charlotte in the morning and at night. But there was someone that destroyed such precious time.

  “-No… no… Aaaaaaaaaaaahhh!”


  The black cat that had been sleeping soundly on the cold floor suddenly started screaming.

  What the hell is this fat cat? That’s some blood-curdling shriek!

  Where the hell did it come from?

  I locked up the door perfectly…!

  I said, leave us alone-

  “…Oh, Alto Ange, you’re getting fat again, aren’t you?”


  “I can’t lift the dark magic (materialize). “Aah!” “Aah!” “Aah!” “Aah!””


  Shut up, man!

  … It’s already nighttime! If you say “Aah” again and start rampaging, I’ll get angry! I will not give you breakfast!

  …


  Hmm?

  No, it’s pathetic to skip meals.

  It’s the source of my energy every day. If I were to tell the Spirit of the Wind that I’m going to stop eating breakfast, Charlotte will nag me for sure. I’ll be too shocked to move.

  Hmm, so what’s up with that? Calling the Spirit of the Wind…